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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah I don't think that's going to be the future.

It's going to look more like those space images of Venus.

Born too late to be killed in a siege for a castle I work around.

Too early to die in a fire accident aboard my transport ship to my corporate slave workplace.

Just in time to be a corporate slave.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 67 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The first and second images are fantasy.

How come everyone wants to imagine the future is great and the past was great (it wasn't, it's literally just now but worse), but nobody wants to imagine what they could do to make now better?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The first and second images are fantasy.

Even if you concede "Knights exist" and "Astronauts exist", the idea that you're going to be a knight much less a fucking astronaut relative to being a subsistence farmer or a digital desk jockey...

How come everyone wants to imagine the future is great and the past was great

That's the other joke, though. Both these images are of people marching off to war. Presumably, these knights are going to the Holy Land to bake in the hot sun and shit themselves to death from cholera. Meanwhile, the interstellar colony ships are going to be rationing everything from calories to moles of oxygen.

The modern era guy doing a simple 9-5 desk job, getting more wealth in return in a week than an knight errant or an astronaut earns in a month, then going home to fuck his hot wife and play catch with his adorable kids has it pretty great by comparison.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Kinda hard to build FTL tech on imagination instead of billions/trillions of dollars of research, insane skills in math, physics, etc.

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Last image from 2nd line is cyberpunk, that's what a techno-fascist country is becoming. OP might be able to live it, he just have to move to the US (or wait if he already lives there)

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)

The middle ain't ever comin' my guy

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And the fist one we’d still be the peasants not knights.

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Still think it would be more fulfilling to plant crops rather than "keeping the KPI up", "limiting the exceptions rate" or "moving a button 3px to the left"...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Give it a try using ancient tech and get back to me after you come back to the city because your back is completely fucked.

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, add in the drastically higher incidence of parasites and plague!

"Baby, you've got a stew goin'!"

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Plus, probably still required to do military service, only you get no armor and face knights in full plate who have trained their whole lives to kill you.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

You can go do that now, no one's stopping you.

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Something something Enrico fermi

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

And the first never existed in the way imagined.

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[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I hate to break it to you. But if you were born back then, you wouldn't be a knight. You wouldn't be an explorer. You'd be a peasant. Working your farm from birth to grave.

[–] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is very much glorifying the past, and probably the future. Medieval peasants would dream of sitting in a warm cubicle, well fed, while scrolling lemmy, if they could imagine it. Space colonization is probably impossible too.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still more leisure time then now.

[–] sus@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That is mostly a myth. They may have worked less than people at the height of the industrial revolution, but even a laborer who was paid a salary had to spend at least several hours per day on average on "not work" things like food preparation, home maintenance, feeding livestock, gathering firewood, repairing and cleaning clothing. Many tasks that are trivial today were highly arduous.

Then to top it all off it was fairly common for the local lord to force them to do extra labor without pay, like maintaining roads or training in a militia.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Remember that one of the biggest contributions to women's liberation was the invention of the washing machine.

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[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You'd be working the fields.

You'd be working the ice hauler.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

REMEMBER THE CANT

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago

Nah, the past was filled with peasants dying of infections and dysentery. The future will just be the Pony Express crew from Mouthwashing. Honestly, I don't even know what member I'd choose to be since they all went out horrifically.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume the guys crewing that spaceship aren't just doing some job they hate to pay the bills

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

While being forced to travel literal lightyears away from everyone they ever knew, and potentially outliving everyone they care about due to relativity shenanigans.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

In the first pictures, the knight would clearly be of the "upper" class. Your chances of being some peon in a field are much, much higher.

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[–] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Fantasy was always fantasy

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The future represented in this image has little chance of actually happening: it is the mythology of fossil fuel powered capitalist society, which has expanded past the planet's environmental limits but needs to expand somewhere, or admit it is at the end of its useful life.

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Do we think that’s actually true, though? Life, all life, has a tendency to spread out when a niche is open in a new environment which it can fill, and there’s nothing shown there that isn’t technically within the bounds of humanity. Before capitalism, before humans were even Homo sapiens, we were already migrating out of Africa and into Eurasia. The drive to explore is, in my opinion, deeply human, and nothing says that the model of that exploration or expansion needs to be capitalistic. We wouldn’t have colonized the world in prehistory if it did.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're in the good times right now.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

That's the worst part

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I technically disagree, most periods human history had "good times" and the happiness of those people was relative to their expectations and equilibrium with the social and technical possibilities of their moment. You might be miserable if you were teleported to a relatively comfortable life in the year 1500, but they were probably every bit as content as some financially comfortable credentialed working class individual today.

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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Now replace the future with how Night City in Cyberpunk 2077 looks like.

[–] SuperNinjaFury@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like everyone saying op is glorifying the past and future seems to be missing the fact that this is a shitpost.

[–] genfood@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, one should not take this random post too serious. 😅

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm glad to live in a time when full plate armor is no longer necessary to approach a woman safely.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least we have air conditioning

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What kind of slop is the second image!

[–] parlaptie@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah Like who would kiss in full armor. She's not even kissing the guy she's just missing the metal.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You won't be a knight, more like a farmer.

I don't like farms, no thanks. So much bugs. My grandparents, while working on the farms, got bitten by some worm that sucks your blood, ouch, don't want that.

(Also if you are conscripted in medieval era, knives and swords and arrows hurt like hell, at least a bullet is a quick clean death)

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why noy 2 and 3? Enter Starsector, the future we are slowly headed towards.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We had EVE Online, which i never bothered with so my info here is 2nd hand, but in that game you could fly space ships and engage in a fantasy sci-fi MMO universe.

People were working in banks there. Full on 9-5 jobs in a game about space.

I paid $15 a month to haul bulk cargo in a freighter.

How do you imagine space exploration would be?

"Now you can also help discover space

~by working as a minimum wage welder in the bottom of this ship~"

The bankers will just have a per solar system stock market the way we are heading

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[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That top panel is just Elden Ring?

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