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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
 
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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 62 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I still can't figure out what happened here. You poop, the toilet is then blocked by poop. You panick and reach in with your hands and successfully retrieve the poop and toss it out the window, now you're in the bathroom, toilet hopefully unclogged and with shitty hands and you now decide to bring the poop BACK in to the bathroom through the window!? Huh!?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

She took the turd out, mummified it, and then tied to launch it out of the window. Problem was that the window had two panes and she didn't realize so it got stuck between the two. She tried to retrieve the poo but got stuck attempting to get it back out. I could link to the actual article but I think it's funnier to link to this. Start at 1:21:10

Here you go

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

I still would have had trouble fully understanding were it not for the full size image with that chick's legs sticking out the top of the space between the 2 windows. Haha. Pretty rough that on top of everything it makes the news and then later this game show.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

Thanks for the link—I can’t believe they let him get away with not explaining “the most interesting bit”.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If I remember the story correctly the poop wound up getting caught someplace very obviously visible from the bathroom window

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah... you pretty much got it, but the poop was stuck between the window and a sealed outer window. Thus her climbing up to retrieve it.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only thing I can think is maybe the Pooh got stuck between window panels or a screen? Probably didn't make it "out" the window all the way.

Or she's just into that shit.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

"Into that shit," indeed

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

She's a keeper, Yes Sir she keeps all her poo.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let all thee who have never tried to throw their own poop out their Tinder date's window cast the first turd.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Just tossing this out there because I wanted to read more about it.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

Edit: the interview with her date changes it a little... I guess he helped her get the poo back to the toilet... So strange, thank you so much for this article OP!

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

Actually kind of sweet.

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Purchase a Pocket Poop Knife.

pocket poop switchmachete

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago

A tale as old as time.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I feel like she may have not gotten a second date

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for making my dating fails pale in comparison.

~Also, I am rooting for her getting a second date. That would make a great “How I Met Your Mother” story for the kids.~

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 2 points 19 hours ago

They did have a second date according to the article.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope they ended up getting married.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Their two kids can be named Shit and Stain

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

That is very considerate of her to try not to leave it there.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This reminds me of those "my tinder date got stuck in a window, I decided to have a little fun before helping her" porn videos

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just a little bit more of a niche category.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

It happens to everyone, once in awhile.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Somehow I’m not blaming the lady.

Fix your plumbing in your house/apartment !

[–] swemg@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or maybe flush mid poo if you're shiting stumps.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Worst case. Get your hands dirty. Mash it up a little.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I mean she had already reached in and grabbed it out

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'd normally agree with you, but I've seen people pass one single giant turd too firm and thick to fit down any toilet hole. Like a nerf football. No clue how that doesn't split a person in two

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

😂😂😂😂

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

It does.

::: NSFW Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure :::

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I know someone who keeps a stick behind his toilet because he poops like twice a week and he has to break them to flush

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

What is a stick but a toilet knife by another name

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

He prefers that to consuming fiber? Geezus.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Even after all this time on Earth, I'm amazed to imagine there are human beings with this kind of problems... I'm gonna go out on a limb and imagine this is a US thing?

Yeah, ive been through this. Twice ive had to throw my large poop out of a window. Once a garbage disposal.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 days ago

She should get together with that Spanish politician that eats his own shit.