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[–] potatoguy@lemmy.eco.br 62 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The most useful machine in any home. You if don't have one, BUY one, and your life is going to change forever.

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

And make sure to get one with different temperature settings, not just boil.

Being able to do 180° exactly instead of just guessing has been a game changer for white tea.

[–] Micromot@piefed.social 59 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I was about to say that water can't reach 180°C at normal conditions but then I remembered that Fahrenheit exists...

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes but what about 180 Kelvin?

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then you'd have a little freezer I think. Isn't the freezing point of water (at normal atmosphere) approx. 274 K?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I'm having thermodynamics flashbacks. It's just under 500 rankine I think? Been a few years since I even thought about that unit

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Something like that. Stupid unit to even teach/learn about

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

but then I remembered that Fahrenheit exists...

Bummer, man! 😔

[–] markz@suppo.fi 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You can superheat water, but probably not that much at home.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I would make the same argument for the air fryer, rice cooker and pressure cooker/insta pot. I use each one at least once a week for so many things. Like, I just came across a vegetarian burrito recipe that I meal prep with the insta and rice cooker, and when I defrost in the microwave and then reheat in the air fryer 👩‍🍳💋

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[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It heats up water.

It's useful, but to say it is a life changing is pretty silly.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like something someone who hasn't had a life changing water boiling event in their life would say.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The British would like a word...

[–] markz@suppo.fi 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not lifechanging because they're all born with one.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Legends say they have one in the womb with them, along with a couple boxes of Yorkshire Tea.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Ireland actually drinks even more tea than capita than us, though that might be entirely due to Mrs Doyle.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I have mine set on a timer, fill it up with water before I go to bed, and when I wake up I can immediately make a hot broth breakfast. It's reduced my morning routine by 8 whole minutes! Life will never be the same.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh, reduced the time by 8 minutes.

I was wondering what sort of kettle you were using that was almost as slow as a stove. Mine takes under two minutes for 2 cups (0.5L), so it checks out.

Happy brewing!

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[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So what's the "frame" about then exactly?

[–] markz@suppo.fi 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] phony@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So where's steam controller

[–] markz@suppo.fi 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] phony@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So what's this "Steam Link" then

[–] markz@suppo.fi 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Nintendo'll sue you if you try that.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The cord of course.

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[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's a steam dock. Stupid

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Deck of cards with original “steam machine” from original meme

Edit: accuracy

Steam machine deck

Deck of cards with original meme as top card

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just make sure the steam d*ck is inserted into the right port.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

why are we putting ducks in ports

ships will run them over

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[–] webpack@ani.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

we have steam machine/deck at home

[–] Una@europe.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Idk what it is with these modern apes but they sure love boiling water

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[–] rook@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So you are saying it overheats to 100C after 8 min of use and then starts to produce steam?

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

2 min, if you're in europe

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

it takes 8 min for your kettle to reach boil? why

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Bought it but having trouble figuring out how to use it to play games anyone able to help me?

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, induction stove FTW.

[–] moonlight@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this is a reminder for me to get a kettle

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I have that exact one and it's not great, tbh. Spend a little more on something nicer - the extra might mean the difference between starting every morning angry and not

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[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the glasses that fog up with steam

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Whats twink.men and how do I get more?

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I have the same exact kettle.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

0 out of 10 no valve involved.

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Finally, one that I can afford

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

What a waste of power! You could at least be mining bitcoin with it. Plus you can always microwave your tea instead.

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