Making sure your child is above board as far as taxes etc go is genuinely a noble thing to do.
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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I mean, its not the life Id want mybdaughter to have. But neither is doing 6 months for tax evasion and having a criminal record that will bar her from ever trasitioning into many worthwhile careers if she ever wants to give up Onlyfans.
If she is skilled in tax evasion she already has great career prospects in the private sector.
Yeah but you usually prove those skills by having a MBA on your CV, having a conviction instead kind of proves you suck at it.
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Do all OF creators pay tax or only in Germany?
It's an income stream and therefore taxable (above a certain threshold). As it's from self-employment you have to either file these earnings yourself or pay an accountant to do it for you.
I imagine they'd have to pay income tax in most places. I doubt they pay VAT anywhere though. OF probably does, but I don't see why the models would, they don't sell anything directly to the customers as a business. If they did, they'd be cutting OF out entirely.
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I hate the stigma around sex work.
I also hate the whole parasocial aspect of onlyfans and the like.
But.
"Hey honey, how's work going?"
"Oh its alright. I got some pretty good traction in my last video. I swallowed a foot long dildo while i stretched out my ass with anhuge butt plug. I had no idea my ass could take so much"
sniff "im so proud of you honey"
anhuge butt plug
Is that a relative of the alot?
Solution: join the fun
I've seen a lot of stable couples making their content together lately
my daughter
couples
Sir this is no longer a Wendy’s. We’re closed
Dave Thomas died so that he'd never have to read this thread.
it ain't dave's fault jesus is a freak
Guys relax. I'm pretty sure s/he, and the person they're replying to, are not talking about fathers and daughters.
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The fact that this has seven upvotes is hugely concerning.
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There's a horror movie called Cam that pretty much ends exactly like that
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bullshit, she's still under her 10k Freibetrag
The 4k was a monthly figure.
It's not 4200/month if she's only making 340/month after tax...
No, the text never specifies that.
It does so indirectly, otherwise, the joke of having 340 left wouldn't really work out.
This is what unconditional love and support looks like.
True unconditional love would help her self house so those greedy o.f. jerks are getting a 20 percent cut. Idk
lol
because my daughter started an onlyfans I saw the cut they were getting and I was upset. So I got my VC buddies together and we handled payment processing, legal obligations, user auth, security, cdn, storage. I’m so proud of her for being my first customer. And she’s only 19 so I only take 19%
I'm worried about the relationship between the age and the cut. It implies that by the time she is 100, her dad will be taking 100% of her OF income. That's elder abuse.
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I just discovered my daughter's OnlyFans account...
I mean, is the dad not allowed to watch porn or something?
No, they already have porn at home.
The porn at home:
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Plot twist: it's a retail site selling these, and only these:
If she's livestreaming too she might need a broadcasting license, like Gronkh (predates grok, no relation, big German streamer). Better get on that paperwork too.
This pokes fun at German rule-following, but as a Canadian of German descent (both parents), I can absolutely confirm that this “joke” is likely not a joke at all. Or, at least, it was lifted almost verbatim from observing another German parent.
The fuck kind of VAT is 40%
Shocking that a social media post could be fake?
the one that pays for healthcare :P
You may pay more in income tax but you'll pay $0 to go get your torn bunghole stitched up and a few pints of blood transfusion if you have an unfortunate onlyfans accident.
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Wait Dad, you just gonna leave us hanging without a link?? 🤣
lemmy: don't draw too much attention to yourself online
also lemmy: don't you fucking dare say anything bad about people on onlyfans
This but unironically. Were sex-wirjer positive here.
wirjer? is this that new fangled german language i keep hearing about
I see someone has found the LinkedIn joke accounts
What a bright young lady. May I get her small business website address so I can give my support...
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