The best thing about ski jumping is a Japanese video from the early Internet days where they rolled different tires down a jump to see which one went the furthest. Looked like it was recorded on VHS and digitized by a TI-83 to post online, but it's awesome. Gotta go search for it again!

Ski jumping is the dumbest sport out there. There are points for style which is arbitrary and already takes it down couple of levels compared with real sports. Weight is super important so the 'athletes' are all starving all the time. Wind has a big influence so they have to guess when gust will happen but since it changer during the day judges will arbitrarily change the length of runway at different points of the competition. It's barely fair. And on top of that the suit has such a huge influence that the jumpers can't even touch it after they were certified. Like they literally can't touch the suit they are wearing because just changing how it adjust to the body will affect the score. And now we learned that adding 1cm to the length of the suit have such a big influence that they will inject stuff in their dicks to get an advantage. This 'sport' is more about starving yourself, having luck and finding ways to cheat the rules then it is about athleticism.

Go back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked

Ok but what if a guy just has a massive hog, should he get into this sport early?

You can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer

There’s an easy fix for that … make the suit crotch less but no one want to ear the truth

Just enforce a pp size of exactly 2cm, the staff will check you just before the jump & either cut or fluff you to specification.

... but while on subject - since they use (size regulated) skis as part of the equipment, why don't they allow for like (size regulated) beaver tail buttplugs that the athletes would manoeuvre to their advantage (gliding & prolonging the jump, tho the best amongst them would actually flap it vigorously for extra lift).

In some cases of hernia, the patient experiences enlargement of testicles. Will they benefit in this sport?

Um... That part is concave so adding material (area) decreases circumference.

Remember the good old days when guys would shove socks into their underwear and girls would shove them into their bras?

@Mickey7

Genital sails