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[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 229 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Behold! My vibe coded website!

http://localhost:8080/

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 112 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That looks exactly like mine! Did you copy me?

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 33 points 1 week ago

Nah, his AI was just trained on the same dataset.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

I didn't know those photos had gone public. I swear it isn't what it looks like!

[–] Klear@quokk.au 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's asking for a password.

Edit: Never mind, I tried the one from my luggage and it worked.

[–] Cantaloupe877@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s amazing i love the frontend!

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

Honestly, it looks like janky shit. That CSS looks like some moron cobbled it together.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im so disappointed that this isnt a rick roll link

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

It might be for some of us

[–] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

At least you got the http server running.

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[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

...works on my machine

[–] IndieGoblin@lemmy.4d2.org 93 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

My boss sat me down recently and was telling me about how I needed to adapt because AI was going to take my job soon. Somehow it was suppose to be an inspiring meeting about my career growth. I just walked away blackpilled at the stupidity of leadership in the company. Oh yeah, we are 1 year into an AI adoption program and most people stopped using it 6 months ago due to it making them look like idiots with it's mistakes.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] teuniac_@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The pain of misplaced apostrophes is why I'm not a programmer

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[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

I recently started and left a dev job after just over 2 weeks because the new boss was chugging the AI kool-aid. Luckily I got a late offer from another place I'd applied to and I was able to get the fuck out of there.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 59 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Sorry, wrong link for some reason, it's supposed to be http://192.168.1.36/

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That is only your local IP, dumbass.

http://127.0.0.1/ is where it is at.

[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hate to be that guy, but localhost is 127.0.0.1, not 172.0.0.1 (which is actually a public IP address)

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It looks like the whole 172.0.0.0/12 block belongs to AT&T

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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Entire website

Also known as the most basic thing you could ever do

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Saw a generated site, but it just made up plausible image links and also went image heavy so it was a bunch of broken image icons as it linked to nowhere.

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[–] maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

I made an entire website for my ship using notepad by frankensteining together other websites. Everyone on board thought I was a genius. How wrong they are.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a web designer (well, customizer/reseller for small businesses) I definitely thought I was done for when I heard AI could spit out a functional website in one prompt. Then I saw some examples and realized it's just going to be another thing clients bring me, begging for a fix. No problemo, small upcharge.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Small upcharge? Unfucking a whole front end and backend should be more than small.

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[–] chrizzly@feddit.org 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This reminds me of a video where a girl was like "yeah so you know all that streaming stuff is so expensive? Thanks to AI I coded my own Netflix streaming site..."

And there was this one comment like "Backend???" and she was like "Yeah I dont know what that is, but if you want a part 2 I can do that later" 😂

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[–] 4grams@awful.systems 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

This goes back some years, back when the ping of death was still a thing. I used to hang out in IRC channels and someone decided they needed to show me what a real hacker could do. The dork asked for my IP which was hilarious to begin with, so I replied “127.0.0.1”. About 2 seconds later I see them disconnect from IRC.

A minute goes by and they are back online, spitting mad. Tells me i’m lucky their computer crashed but I’d better get ready…and disconnected again.

Back again and folks are dying laughing thanks to my 1337 teenage hacker skills but eventually someone spills that 127.0.0.1 is localhost. Instantly I’m talking to zero cool again and was too scared to give out my actual address. Being a hardened nerd, this time I complied.

I was on slackware and had already figured out their game from the get go; oh and I actually knew how to find an IP. So right in the middle of this future titan of industry’s insults and threats…they disconnect one last time. 😎

[–] BillyTheKid@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IRC exposed users ips, so not only did they not understand their low orbit ion cannon firing at localhost was self inflicted, but they didn't actually need to ask for your ip at all.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 11 points 1 week ago

Why it was funny in the first place. I knew I was messing with the best.

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[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 week ago

Fuck man, I was talking about this exact shit today.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 39 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I gave Claude a shot at guiding me through an install of a matrix home server the other day. It got about halfway through before it absolutely shat itself. I mean like going in circles and completely incapable of breaking itself out.

And that's for a fairly easy sysadmin task. Not even doing it right, just doing it to the point where the service can be brought up and be accessible. I cannot believe anyone is under the impression that these bots are going to take anyone's jobs. The only thing that's going to "destroy jobs" is the rabid desperation management has to destroy labor.

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah that's a common issue I've seen with Gemini and ChatGPT as well. They can do simple tasks but as soon as it's something that requires more than a 5-6 steps, or if there are complications along the way they will get lost. Also ChatGPT will commonly just make up commands if it doesn't actually know how to do something.

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[–] doug@lemmy.today 32 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I’d sooner use Frontpage.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Frontpage Express is how I learned basic HTML.

Basically I'd make something look like how I wanted, then just delete all the extra trash and repeating tags until I knew enough of what it did to write my own.

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[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Somewhere, in the dephts of the ancient 56k web, exists a website I made with friends when we were in middle school. It's actually still online, and half of the resources are pulled from urls like file:///D:/MegaSite/lol.JPG

This data has been lost forever, but yet, somehow, parts of that yesteryears afternoon at my friend's are still here.

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[–] epicshepich@programming.dev 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

During in my data science master's program, someone unironically sent me a localhost link to a Jupyter Notebook.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (7 children)

In the really early days a guy who loved trolling before trolling had a name had a link on his website that just pointed to the users downloads folder. Really freaked out some people that clicked on it.

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In one of my programming classes I watched a girl open edge, search bing for Google, then search Google for Yahoo, then search Yahoo for Yahoo Mail. It hurt my soul.

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[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This was me in high school. In my first Intro to Computer Science class, they taught me how to make a website in html.

Nobody told me that you need a domain. Guess how I found out.

[–] ne0phyte@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, technically you don't need a domain. An IP is enough. If you don't have your own IP (like a shared host) you'll need to put it in a subdirectory but there is no need to have a domain to put something on the Internet.

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes. My mistake. What I meant to say is that I didn't realize you needed something to host the site on. I tried to send my friend the file and expected them to open it...from my computer.

I was a bit of a noob back in the day.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And it's ten million lines of typescript on ten nested frameworks.

And the website: "Hello world!"

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Which is funny, since even a non-techie can setup a website using wordpress.

A lot of them do.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

or our sponsor, squarespace! use code "lemmygeddat" for a whopping 5% off your first day!

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hosting and making a website are very different tasks to me.

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I made a piracy streaming app with iptv for me to use on my phone and tv.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Local storage? Wouldn't it be saved to their OneDrive?

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