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[–] Reiterate9120@lemmy.org 2 points 7 hours ago

Fuck nestle

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Kremit..! Not in public..

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 11 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Nestle? That’s

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 56 points 1 day ago

Ew, this is disgusting!

Can you imagine buying a Nestle product? Gross!

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 84 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's what it's prepping for, yes.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You say nestle, I say goatse.

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] pringus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

oh my god it took me until now to notice

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Oh. Oh nooooooooooooo 😦

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

It kinda looks like goatse.

If you're not sure what that is, you have to decide if you want that cursed knowledge.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does goatse still exist online?? I have a friend that is “out of the loop” as it were, and I searched and searched but I couldn’t find the OG image online anywhere!

I’m going to regret asking this, I’m sure.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is not a direct link, but a wiki with a list of mirrors, several of which are offline.

https://wiki.w9cr.net/index.php/Goatse.cx_Mirrors

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Thanks I think

I think you could buy pixels of goatse as NFTs for a while.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the designer knew what they were doing.

🫱🕳️🫲

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

Fuck Drake tho fr

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

Enjoy all 12 pixels

The hornyposts continue until morale improves

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

12556532, aka 12 million 556 thousand 532

2^2^  × 457 × 6869 are the prime factors.

It has 2 representations as a sum of 2 squares:

1814^2^ + 3044^2^ and 2164^2^ + 2806^2^

And it's even.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I just... Am in awe.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

How did you know to check this for the lot code?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

If anything tears then you're doing something wrong

[–] cm0002@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago

Oh no, I'm not falling for that again lmfao

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

A lot of people have tried to walk a mile in my shoes, but have you tried to fuck a Milo in them?

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My midwife was telling me she went camping inside the goatse guys asshole once and there was plenty of room for her tent and plenty of gas for having a fire. She said the hikes weren't great though, too mucky and stinky. She said next time she'll bring boots but I think he died so there's no more goatse camping excursions.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I went hiking up The Giver but half the expedition died and we had to leave their bodies

[–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

That chocolate is the GOAT(se)!

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 23 hours ago

Milo 😏😏

[–] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Poke the hole out. Let it breathe.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I mean that's one way to do an episiotomy, but I wouldn't recommend it.