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[–] ryanvade@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago

As a dude, I feel way more uncomfortable in just a t-shirt and nothing else than I feel fully naked.

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Optimally hight heels (including the case all genders).

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

high heels? too dangerous for me and very uncomfortable to wear too

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Reminds me of what an EMT once told me. She mentioned that every EMT inevitably learns two very important questions to ask whenever you encounter someone who is naked in public:

  1. Do you know you’re naked?
  2. Do you want to be naked?

Those two questions will shed a lot of light on the current situation, and will let you gauge how the next 15 minutes is going to go.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago

I remember getting an episode/panic attack/whatever that was. For solid 5-10 minutes, I felt like boiling from the inside and sweat started to drip from my forehead. I stripped naked and felt more comfortable that way till it passed. Thankfully I was alone, so no awkward experience.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

That makes perfect sense actually. It's an effective way of asking "are you aware of what's going on" and "are you intentionally acting in a way that's socially frowned upon and may be illegal".

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 17 points 1 day ago

No, yes.

Any further questions?

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago

Would "yes, yes" be more entertaining or "no....yes!"

I need to save this for the shitty religion I'm making pleased not to be the deleting until I can get my thoughts siren please

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

No, and yes.

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

I see this in some character costume designs that show some (not all) skin. Once in a while, they’re barefoot, and the effect is just a free spirit vibe. But, if they have very bare legs, a big thick pair of sneakers or boots draws attention to the legs, making them look more exposed.

[–] python@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For the opposite effect, walk into a room with other naked people and an air temperature above 70°C. Suddenly it'll be totally fine.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] python@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Right, it oughta be at least 90°C to be nice and comfy

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

You gotta make it that hot.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

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[–] Francislewwis@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I hate how accurate this is. 😅

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 149 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I think this can be explained by the mentality of completely naked means I'm not leaving the house, but naked with shoes means I intend to go somewhere.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And in my nightmares I end up at school, and I graduated 30 years ago.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't think I've ever gotten naked in public dreams, but I do still get stress dreams about missing an exam or having to make an assignment deadline despite not having been in school for like 20 years.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I have them where I've forgotten my locker combination or don't have my class schedule. The thing is I actually do remember my last locker combination because I use it as a pin for something so I'm not even sure what my subconscious is on about with that one.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As someone diagnosed with PTSD that also has nightmares related to it, I think it’s way underplayed how much public schools give people long term emotional trauma. Not even just bullying, a lot of the expectations schools put on kids are just developmentally unreasonable. It’s not random that so many people have school related nightmares decades after they’ve graduated.

I think nakedness in dreams is just a common theme for vulnerability, but there’s a reason it’s so tied to school for many people, and it’s not because they’re healthy environments that produce well adjusted young adults.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Not just public schools. I went to private school and still woke up with high school nightmares for years as a college graduate.

I think the expectations are a part of it, but I also think it's the fact that it's an extremely stressful time period between expectations for one's future, high hormones, major social changes that happen as everyone's brain cooks at a different speed, and the constant fighting for increased independence.

Like, don't get me wrong I also didn't enjoy being in class, and I've had full on flashbacks to fights with my father over my grades in high school (also have a ptsd diagnosis), but imo the educational elements of high school weren't meaningfully worse than earlier years or college/adulthood. It was being a teenager that was particularly traumatic, and high school was just the location where most of the issues converged

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

if you show up naked to a school at almost 40 i think bad things will happen

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[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

A hat will work to

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 48 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Or get amputated.

The first times I went to the swimming pool in rehab, I remember feeling "more than 100%" naked in the changing room - if that makes any sense - because bits of me that used to be deep down inside of me were now only skin-deep. It's a very strange feeling to feel even more naked than naked. Hard to describe.

[–] chaotic_ugly@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago

Jeez. I know that's a mind fuck.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've done the nudist camp thing. This is 1000% true. This also works if you're "Donald Ducking it" and just wearing a shirt.

[–] thed4rknss@bolha.forum 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] crazyinferno@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I think it's because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you're simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you'd be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you'd be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you'd be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you'd be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain's ability to plan ahead. And don't think this all isn't taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

First, it didn't say put on socks and shoes, it said put on shoes. Second, why would you take off your socks before you try to be less naked? Also, I get that you'll probably need to take off your shoes to put on pants but you can certainly get your underwear on over your shoes, right?

[–] crazyinferno@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah that was implied but of course pants are the key

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 18 points 1 day ago

It's like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 20 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Women wearing thigh highs with a skirt is sexier than just skirt without socks.

[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't know what this has to do with the post, but I totally agree.

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[–] th0maswaschosen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Then, just step over a motorcycle and if even that isn't enough just drive to a highway and speed up to +100 kmh, then you'll feel naked

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Even more true if you're one of many who remove shoes in the house. Shoes are an outside thing only and if they're the only thing you have on, something has gone tricky terribly awry.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

or socks and sandals

Man invented shoes first, because he was walking through the hot sand and the sharp rocks and the pointy briars, so he invented shoes to protect his feet from the ground. Then he invented pants, because he felt silly standing around naked in his shoes.

I think that was a Gallagher bit?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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