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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 287 points 4 days ago (5 children)

god i wish i was her brother

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 470 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 335 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's alabama dude it's my only shot

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 58 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago

so.. cousin? second cousin?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Idk my goth ex is a hillbilly. That said she ain't into her fuckup siblings

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

That's not goth. That's y'allternative

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I fucking love this thread

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

I wish I was this thread’s brother

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] powerofm@lemmy.ca 197 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 94 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wish only the best for her in life.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 97 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well thanks for hoping against me.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Be good for her and you're the wish.

Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s

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[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Is there any way to view insta posts without logging in or having an account?

[–] iamahab@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Rad. Thank you for a link that didn't reek like lizardperson.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

No, Zuck must feed on your data.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's gotta be a confidence boost for her.

Edit: Actually, on second thought, it probably sucks. People on the internet are the worst.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 92 points 4 days ago (4 children)
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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 42 points 3 days ago
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How to bring back profitability to local news

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I would plan my day around Goth Local News.

"Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend"

Goth Local News: "But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story..."

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[–] Pat@feddit.nu 12 points 3 days ago

LOCKHEED MARTIN MENTIONED!

[–] melfie@lemy.lol 29 points 3 days ago

Reminds me of a post on Lemmy a while back about a guy wearing a shirt like this:

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience

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[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I'll watch the news religiously.

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Once in a while a god news.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I haven't watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I've been missing?!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It'll be funnier when he watches, and can't figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 9 points 3 days ago

Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don't consider myself a fascist frog expert

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