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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

Pretty sure I saw a complete form of this on a lamppost in N. Ireland.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

i feel like the romanian flag would fit more in in place of the chad flag

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

the odds of this are very high

So are you

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

how did you know

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Don't do it! That way lies Maryland!

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone helping assemble Dr. Galen's progenitor flag.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Massive origin story for the damn galaxy, never once mentioned ever again.

[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 minutes ago

Someone needs to watch Discovery.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

They wanted an explanation about why all species are humanoid, mostly because makeup on an actor is cheaper than making unique species. the explanation sucked, no explanation could have worked.

That is like having a whole 3 part episode on why there are no toilets on any federation ships, or why there is sound in space, or why they don't use seatbelts...

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 37 minutes ago (2 children)

why there are no toilets on any federation ships

No way, half the time JLP says he'll be in his ready room he means he's heading to the porcelain captain's chair to fire off some earl grey torpedoes.

In the future you can choose to deuce the traditional way or have it beamed directly out of your colon, and Picard loves his photon bombing rituals.

I've held that theory for years. that due to teleport tech, people no money need toilets, as urine and fecal matter gets teleported out.

And part of Starfleet training involves potty training, where they have to train on how urinate/defecate during away missions.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 minutes ago

Photon < Quantum < RECTUM TORPEDOS (or rectal, if you prefer)

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I agree. You gotta look at it like when a live theater actor starts pulling red scarves outta their shirt when their character gets stabbed. Obviously it looks nothing like real blood but bruh. Pipe down and enjoy the play, OK? For a while I followed somebody on tumblr who did art of what each species might look like if star trek had way more sfx resources. They were also a massive scaly LOL a looot of the art was Garak/Bashir.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

although honestly, a play where someone gets stabbed in the first scene, and all the actors are horrified by the fact that instead of bleeding and dying, a red scarf comes out, they see he is still breathing but unresponsive. then they spend the rest of the play having an existential crisis slowly realizing that they are in a play and they will all cease to exist when it's over.

that would be an awesome play.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Holy shit, please write that.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

no idea how to write theater or scripts, I did write a short story where someone starts hearing the narrator on his dream and they have a conversation and end up having an existential crisis. even when the narrator promised him that he will forget the dream.

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago

Conspiracy theorists rebuilding / reshaping their conspiracy models to fit this amazing new finding AND ironically advising how it fits perfectly.

[–] Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 67 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Armok_the_bunny@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

FYI, and this might be a difference between mobile and browser clients, but that link seems to be broken.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 41 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Connecting Seychelles to Romania and Hungary like that is magnificent

Like the periodic table we need to discover the hypothetical missing flags

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My apologies I believe you mean connecting Seychelles to Chad and Hungary

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The Chad vs Romania flag colours strikes again

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Really they should stack the Romania flag on top of the Chad flag and make the mega flag even more mega

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

🇵🇱

🇦🇱

🇮🇩

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 1 points 1 hour ago

🇮🇩

🇨🇵

🇵🇱

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 hours ago

I have upvoted this to raise awareness about this critically important issue in our society.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Bonus points to anyone who can name all those countries without doing research because you already have all the world's country flags memorized.

I sure can't.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

EU, Chad, PRC, ?Guyana?, Brasil, ?Portugal?, Bermuda, ???, Bulgaria, Jamaica, South Africa, Kosovo, ???, Saudi Arabia, ?Botswana?, ???, ???, Cuba, Greece, ???.

How did I do?

EDIT: Kosovo was one of the ???

Help! I’m dying

[–] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

Dorfromantik, but flags.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

The mega flag is the 9 flag arrangement in the top left. The rest feels forced

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Agreed. But at least an honorable mention for the two with diagonal black lines.

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Super cool! I know you aren’t OP but this is amazing

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 hours ago

Hungary mentioned, bojler eladó

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

Periodic table of flags

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Jamaica, as I recall, is the only national flag that doesn't have red, white, or blue.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Only because Ghaddafi was toppled. The old green flag would have fit nicely to the right of Saudi Arabia.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 2 points 7 hours ago

Mauritania and Libya used to, the designs were chamged in 2017 and 2011 respectively.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

Looks like a micronation flag.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 2 points 7 hours ago

I know the Corridors of Time when I see them.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago