Jfc. The shit this administration spews - and expects the American public to swallow - is epic in its proportions.
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The entire and sole reason they say dumb shit like this, is because they know useful idiots will spread it and suck up everyone's bandwidth for political news.
Everyone that pays attention to this obvious distraction, has less fucks and time to give about important shit.
The media at least has the excuse of being owned by billionaires with a financial incentive to spread it...
we should call this out as engagement bait. the media gets ad revenue and these posts are rage comedy identification depending on your politics. No actual journalism here.
Try telling OP that...
They do it constantly and likely have blocked me for trying to explain things to them already.
Replying to someone to say "this" tho...
Almost always useless, go tell someone else that doesn't know if you think it's a good idea
yeah meant no negativity. i upvoted and agreed with you cause i feel the exact way after seeing enough of these posts.
demons

How utterly moronic and irrelevant.
Where are the Epstein files?
We get it. He’s trying to distract everyone from the Epstein files. Even for Vance, though, this is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Love how many of the government officials sound like they have a traumatic brain injury and/or uncontrolled schizophrenia.
Neither in this case, I think Vance is on that good old-fashioned zealotry of the convert.
Vance famously said that Trump was America's Hitler. And then when given the chance for power, enthusiastically became Trump's VP. Vance is also quite intelligent, if lazy. Vance is obviously a nihilist opportunist.
So my money is on Vance not believing a word of it. But just saying it because Vance thinks it will give him votes when he runs for US President.
Also isn't he from Ohio? Like even if he is a yuppie the craziness probably stuck to him.

As the war in Iran continues, petrol and grocery prices soar and chaos continues at US airports as a partial government shutdown endures, Vance appeared on the conservative Benny Show podcast, released Saturday, to promise that he would spend time looking into what he called his “obsession” with UFOs and extraterrestrial visitors.
This is a standard deflection job where the chronic magical thinking of the electorate is leveraged to distract from the real problems representatives cannot solve - Hypernormalisation.
If we’re dead from famine, drought, climate change, and war, do Aliens and Demons really fucking matter?
Great. He's not just a horrible person. He's also completely deranged.
That's an essential qualification for this administration.
Aliens were on Epstein Island.
Are you getting it yet? Gobble it up, read it, be outraged, comment and that’s another 5 minutes you’re not talking about the Epstein Files or the fact that the world is run off a cliff by a child rapist who has a couch fucker as backup.
Stop posting this, stop reading it, stop upvoting it. Take him down, don’t fall for the distractions, educate others on flood the zone.
At this point I feel like it might be easier to just ask "What is he not trying to distract from?"
Plot twist: he’s actually telling the truth and is just getting us ready for the video game Doom too come to life.
Jokes on him: Wolfenstein is more likely.
Hillbilly Space Alien vies for top GOP spot in 2028 national election
He's a Harvard educated Lawyer, dude isn't stupid. But, damned if he isn't pretending to be.
Oh fuck. Can't catch a break with this turd circus.
Can we please get them all removed for being insane?
The aliens/demons should take him away.
He'd make a hilarious zoo exhibit. "In order to study his human reproduction, we needed a human who would accept a proxy. This specimen was, fortunately, ideal for our research purposes."
The real demons are the friends Epstein made along the way...
Case of saying any old shit to avoid being questioned on real issues. If he actually believes it give him a labotomy in fact I'd be in favor of that either way.
Just some more totally normal shit for a US Vice President to be saying
Mel Gibson made him watch Signs.
Great, so he now wants to start a religious war with aliens too? It ain't enough that the US will again get their arse handed to them in Iran, we need to provoke beings that can literally travel not twice as far BUT TWICE AS MANY DIGITS humanity has managed to travel, in an insignificant amount of time?
They (this administration )really just getting ideas from the history channel now aren’t they
Not surprising, he seems to think the same of plenty of his fellow H. sapiens
