If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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Your mother's house
Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.
Free meals too? Sign me tf up.
Hell yeah
Noooooo, I live there! In the basement anyway.
Hey, my mother is a classy lady you move upstairs and treat her right
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What about women who suck your member after you've put it in them a couple of times? There's gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.
Elite heaven
Heaven+
It's ad-free.
The ones that clean you up after you nail their girlfriend... Those are the highest choir.
God's honest truth. I have experienced that. My partner and I talked about it for a few years and eventually hooked up with her friend from childhood, who lived in our old town.
spoiler
It was one of the best feelings in the world. Getting to have sex with another woman in front of my partner, and then her giving me head after her friend had orgasmsed. I have done a lot of drugs in my life, and none em come close to that sensation. We spent 3 days at her friend's place. I don't think there was a single day we weren't all 3 having sex.
Sound made up I know. I never thought I'd be the guy to do it. But it took a lot of talking to each other, my partner and I, to feel comfortable with it. Lots of communication and honesty. Wasn't just "let have a 3sum babe"
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Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
Cuckqueen is the female version of cuckold if you are looking for "guy does his gf's friend while gf watches/joins in." I might be wrong, but that's what I remember it being called.
Good to know. Anything specific for sucking dick after its inside a woman?
pretty standard ffm fare, won't usually warrant an additional tag
Going to need to rename this channel to "Lemmy Cumpost"
Is being horny the trick here
Bonk. Off to horny jail. Come out when you're thiiiiiis horny
You have just created an orgy.
What did you think would happen if you put a bunch of horny people in the same hole?
bonk! off to ze horny hole!
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I just finished my morning conference call and y'all already trynna horn me up?
Better than before the call
Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven
Gotta have cream with that pie.
Shit, it don't even have to be my cum for that.
Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can't even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳
You speak like a true Poet
Like for a crime?
“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉
Her: 👄
How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤
That's how you know i like you enough to move in together
Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link
Like any and all of them
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I accept responsibility
Just going to mention this since this post has actually been reported:
Text alone isn't enough to require a NSFW tag. There needs to be actual nudity. Y'all can stop reporting shit like this.
Pardon the delay, it takes more time to write one handed.
Your comment was auto-removed for profanity, an admin will review it and undelete it soon if there has been an error. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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How do I finger my fingers??
👉👌
Carefully
OW.
Yeah, evidently.
Tbh as a guy I'll lick my finger first after fingering her.
It depends on where you fingered them 😜
Best heaven
Well tbh i dont want my ex to go to heaven that b shud burn in hell
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