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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

I was so afraid of getting some crazy boomer like this when I bought my new house. Thankfully they all seem lovely thus far 🀞

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 173 points 1 week ago (1 children)

someone please add a big red square around the arrow and red circle I almost missed the crucial nothing it pointed it at

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 112 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] mr_eckneim@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] greygore@lemmy.world 126 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That part actually hurt

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

On Halloween they were passing out candy AND ALCOHOL

My sister and her husband pass out cotton candy for the kids and cocktails for the parents on Halloween. They are the favorite house on many people's trick-or-treat route. They've done it for so long that kids that grew up in the area are grown and excited to bring their own children to their house.

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 36 points 1 week ago

Thats cute as fuck :)

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

We've got a guy who's a wine distributor. On Halloween, adults get to try and compare a few different wines. Love it.

[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I know this is not the point of this but raking (and mowing) lawns needs to stop being a thing. It's bad for the lawn, the plants around, the essential bugs, and bad for the environment. Even aesthetically, it looks bland and stupid.

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[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

in defense of kansas karen, having a neighbor that smokes weed all the time sucks. that shit reeks ass from a block away.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago

I find the same thing with cigarettes tbh. I wouldn't mind my neighbour doing it if she didn't smoke my old brand, though...

Not that I'd ever say anything

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Revving your engine every time you come home is asshole behavior though.

I was thinking the same, I'd like more context though, if it's a quick throttle blip (or like if they're driving stick and need to reverse the car up a slope) could be understandable. If they're bouncing it off the rev limiter for a minute that's a different kettle of fish. Given the rest of the post I'm erring on the side of it being blown out of proportion.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

I’m going to guess it relates to their neighbour trying to get the mayor and 911 to evict them from their legally owned home…

[–] stray@pawb.social 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is the first time I've seen a red circle without knowing what it's supposed to be indicating. It centers on the number of shares??

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[–] Michal@programming.dev 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Should contact the FCC about theΓ­r illegal solicitation of being the first neighborhood to get Google fiber?

Fake rage bait πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Turbo Karen lol. How neighborly, bet she’s a Christian.

[–] SamB@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I mean, I do have a neighbor that does rev his bike under my bedroom window and listens to loud music a lot. It kind of gets you at some point.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is EXACTLY why I will never be part of a HOA.

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How is it the neighbors fault that you’re in the first neighborhood to get google fiber

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

They ruined her lawn.

[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My assumption is that neighbor got Google fiber and during install they had to run the fiber across their lawn to the junction box. My neighborhood has Google fiber. There is an access at the street every two houses.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Forget the red circle, what's up with the last sentence? Is it so hard to read what you wrote before you hit send?

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I don't think their all they're πŸ˜€

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

All the trees leafs falled into my lawn and know I need to rake it

All the ~~trees~~ tree's ~~leafs~~ leaves ~~falled~~ fell ~~into~~ onto my lawn and ~~know~~ now I need to rake it

That hurt to read. Please encourage your children and neighbors to learn how to read and write. You can't even blame autocorrect because neither leafs nor falled are words in English.

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[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I hate people who consider trees nothing but problems. Such people should be cut down.

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dumb top reply considering all of their complaints are about stuff that is not contained to the neighbors property, except the google fiber thing which is just bizarre.

As soon as you're making other people smell or hear something you're making it their business.

All noise pollution defenders deserve to never hear their own choice of music without someone else's bassline cutting through it.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would hope the 911 dispatcher either hung up on her or ripped into her for trying to waste emergency resources on petty bullshit. Isn’t that a charge?

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (12 children)
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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Did FromSoft make this person? They sound like the origin story for a ghost made out of hate.

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Why are they happy? It should be forbidden, everyone needs to be more miserable than me!

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

It's funny I was just talking to my oldest, who said "I never feel more like a middle aged Karen than when I have to call the non emergency police line about something going on" and I said "I don't know how I didn't manage to raise you with a healthy fear of the police. I have called them once only."

I remember what I called them about, too. The police helicopter was circling and circling and the baby (same one who is the woman in the comment above) kept crying because she couldn't sleep, I called 911, asked for the non emergency #, called and asked what the heck was going on, told them if they were chasing someone they had lost them. They put me on hold then came back and said it was training! I told them it had been hours and my kid couldn't sleep. It did end soon after (probably nothing to do with my call) and hopefully at least let them know it was problematic.

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