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1 Aleister Crowley – an influential occultist and ceremonial magician.
2 Manly P. Hall – known for writings on esoteric philosophy.
3 Anton LaVey – established modern Satanism.
4 Grigori Rasputin – a controversial spiritual figure in Russian history.
5 Osho – a spiritual teacher known for controversial teachings and communes.
6 Jesus Christ – the foundational figure of Christianity.

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[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

2 Manly P. Hall – known for writings on esoteric philosophy.

That picture is actually of Gerald Gardner, the guy who founded (kind of? Its complicated) the religion of Wicca.

That's literally Gerald's Wikipedia picture, while Manley Hall kina looks like he'd be a groyper twink if he were alive today


To answer the question though, white Jesus easily has the most toxic fan club, by sheer volume of followers.

Anton LaVey was an edgy fuck though, so he probably gets 2nd place for just being kinda cringe ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 55 points 6 days ago (2 children)

7 Apophis - once an extremely powerful Goa'uld System Lord. Arch enemy of the Tau'ri, he impersonated the ancient Egyptian deity of chaos, darkness and fire.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Apophis is a false god. Say it with me, it’s what you really believe.

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You will pay for your insolence. With your life.

[–] Zanshi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Jaffa, kree!

...why aren't you kreeing?!

We're past such formalities.

[–] TransNeko@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

what about the Ori? or Sokar? or Setesh? or even Bal?

I shall deal with the Ori after I have conquered the System Lords.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 38 points 6 days ago

Taken per capita, probably LaVey. Taken as "Total harm done" it's Jesus, no contest

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] humminglady@feddit.online 20 points 6 days ago

I would honestly agree. The fanfiction is getting out of hand.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Trick question, the answer is always Beyonce

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

You take that back or so help me I will end you

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Jesus while he lived or modern? cause that's two completely different groups of people.

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if we're talking about lemmy, it's Stalin

[–] wer2@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

Marie Curie's fans are practically radioactive.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Jesus, by far. The people who have been murdered in his name is probably close to or over a good billion, right?

He's not really a "foundational figure of Christianity" though, his image was just co-opted by the Roman empire which then created the religion also co-opting the actual "Jewish revival" Jesus was at the core of (bringing the fundamentals of monotheism back into mind and expanding the teachings to everyone, not just a small select community).

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Jesus never asked for wars in his name though. It’s not part of his teachings.

Christianity changed a lot once it became the dominant religion of the Roman Empire.

However Christianity also brought a lot of positive social changes with the focus on forgiveness and helping the unfortunate for example.

It was spread by conquest, but also peaceful friendly missionaries. These missionaries often invented a writing system for the illiterate people they visited.

Oh yeah the man was a prophet of peace, I'm not putting it on him. 👍

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

(explanation: satanists are generally chill, and he looks like Kane 🤣)

[–] lps2@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

CoS/LaVey are more like the petulant libertarian flavor of satanism.

Satanic Temple are the chill ones

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Which one has people knocking on my door again?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

That's probably those damned Rasputin's Witnesses.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lol Anton LeVay was such an edgy loser

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

A carney mentalist who became a sex pope?

What did he lose?

[–] IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

I'd argue that by mere statistic, Jesus wins this one.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Jesus has trump so, jesus

[–] notaviking@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I feel the inclusion of Jesus does this list a disservice, could have been like a Buddha, Mohamed, Jesus.... List and I think that would have been better because of the league Jesus is playing in. Basically skews the list.

But the first 5 in the list is an awesome list to choose from. I would say Rasputin due to the shit show Russia was going to be put through that I feel he was the straw that broke the camel's back and led to cascading events I feel still persists

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[–] Devconsole@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] mlg@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey at least its not Windows lol

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Agreed

I use arch btw

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 12 points 6 days ago

Of the top: Catholicism, evangelicalism, Mormonism, Jehovah’s witnesses,…

I mean this list goes on and on. They all have one guy in common.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

For fuck sake, blond Jesus? This is (one of many) proof(s) that they are worshiping imaginary god and his son. They imagine the son with blond hair, I am guessing speaking English and talking about America.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Blond Jesus has a way more toxic following than Historically Accurate Jesus.

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[–] humminglady@feddit.online 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This is a terrifying post to comment on

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

[controversial reply with a healthy mix of upvotes and downvotes that’s ambiguous enough that you’re not sure if they’re serious, confused, or bad at sarcasm]

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Colin Mockery in square one.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Anton LaVey's crowd are chill as hell. Just a little cringe but whomst amogus has not had notions of doing catholic mass naked except for a mask and a cape?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's like defending Christianity based on the charity and love. Yeah they've got some awesome bits, the problem is that they has to mix Ayn Rand bs into their ritual orgies

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

No people of color? WTF racist

I recommend studying Crowley and Osho.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 6 days ago

I don't know but I find number three wildly amusing. Some parts of my former edgy 16 year old libertarian atheist refuse to die.

[–] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Underdale and Deltatune for sure

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