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At this point, this definitely isn't dull - although I'm probably dull since I keep digging... What I thought was the bottom slab of my supposed antique poor man's cooler sounds hollow and has stone sides that extend below it.

This is a follow-up on this post. I kept digging because I wondered why the brickwork extended so far down for no obvious reason.

Today was a warm day, and the now-exposed frozen ground had thawed enough that I could finally dislodge the rest of the bricks. I found a whole lot more bricks, and some properly ancient wood shoring slats - black and almost completely decomposed, unlike the slats I found above them on Sunday. Half of the bricks and the black wood slats were completely surrounded by thick tree roots, so they've been in the ground at least long enough for that former birch tree to grow 6 inches in diameter.

This is what I dug out today:

More bricks and old wood

I think I got all the bricks out - either whole or as shards I dug out of the tree roots. And so I tried to lift the slab, and... I couldn't because there are solid walls all around below it. This is the top of a stone box. And it sounds hollow when I hit it with a steel bar.

At this point, I'm well below the level of the lake. The water starts pooling at the bottom of the hole when I dig around the box:

Lake water filling the hole

I'd say whatever hollow space exists under the slab is probably no more then 4 or 5" above the lake water, which is probably what I'll find when I lift it. Like I said in the other post, the lake used to be lower. But now whatever this mystery space is has probably been underwater for at least 15 years.

I'm gonna have to call a friend or two to deal with this further: whatever is there isn't budging, and I can't dig this far down: I have a disability and I don't have enough balance to stand down there and dig this low down.

So, stay tuned to find out what's hiding in the mystery stone box 🙂

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 95 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Oh God...I'm having flashbacks.. WHATS IN THE SAFE???

[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

My folks let me stay up late just to watch Geraldo come up with nothing. I've never really forgiven him.

[–] linuxguy@piefed.ca 9 points 5 days ago

Came here to make this comment.

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well before I was born, my parents bought their house and had a chunk of partially buried quartz on the property. They tried to remove it but, for whatever reason, were unable, even with the use of heavy machinery.

Back then they used to smoke, but my eldest brother was asthmatic, so they tried to avoid doing it near him. As a result, they developed a habit of sitting on the rock to smoke, since it was pretty far from the house.

This reminds me of ... All of that.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Now That’s a proper dull_mens_club story.

10/10. No notes.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 17 points 5 days ago (4 children)

When I first developed a back injury, I expressed to my eldest brother that I was worried my kid would need me and that I would be unable to get to them due to pain.

He subsequently told me about a time shortly after the story I told above in which the rock I mentioned fell on his foot during an attempt at removal.

According to him, my dad was able to lift the rock - which, again, power equipment had previously been unable to move significantly - long enough for my brother to escape.

Apparently adrenaline is a powerful thing. Hopefully that contributes to your enjoyment of the day!

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sadly much less dull, but it had a good beat and you could dance to it, so - Approved. *thump*

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 9 points 5 days ago

Thank you for the validation! I've no more stories about the rock, which I hope is the dullest anecdote of them all.

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My money is on sewage tank

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Unlikely: it was built when this whole area was a marsh. It was already there when the first owner of this land built his first house.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You are about to release so many evil swamp spirits.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago

If you find a book with an eye on the cover, put it back!

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or one of those old ice cream holes

[–] eta@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Did people dig holes into the ground to keep ice around for longer?

[–] bluGill@fedia.io 12 points 5 days ago

That was common back in the day. At least where I grew up - winters get cold and lakes are everywhere so it is easy to go out on the lake in january and get a bunch of ice. Since it is winter the rest of the farm has nothing growing so this is one of the few things you could do in 1870.

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Probably means like the old ice cream hole we had in our backyard when I was a kid. Every Sunday Mom would let us dig up the ice cream hole to see what kinds of flavors we could scoop out.

Before fridges you had to go to Canada for ice, and they'd cut big blocks, ship it around packed in saw dust. You'd have an ice hole in your back yard or basement and yeah, pack enough grass and shit and the ice would stick around.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

old well. probably got capped off so nobody falls into it.

A lot of time people would dig a well, near a lake but not close to the shore. especially if there is a drought, the water that fills it up isn't spring water, but it's more potable than if you just dipped it out of the lake. You could use it to water a garden or lawn.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That would indeed make sense. But what doesn't is why somebody built this in what was uninhabited marshland at the time, and why they built a seemingly totally-unrelated cool storage box on top of it.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Oh, there was a cold storage box on top? Google “spring house”.

Also marsh or lake, the well idea would still work, depending on how you construct it. If the water is going up and down so much it might have been a spring at one point. You can have a spring in the middle of a marsh. There is one down the road from where I live.

Edit: I should have said “spring box” not spring house. It’s to small for a spring house. The point is to get a clean flow once the house or box is finished and isolate the spring water from contamination.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Google “spring house”.

Interesting... I didn't know about spring houses. One learns something new every day. Thanks!

But if what I dug up was a spring house, it was one for smurfs 🙂 Also, there's no spring there. But maybe letting lake water pooling under the cold storage chamber above served the same purpose. Makes sense actually...

I'll know for sure when I lift the slab. I have a couple friends coming over tomorrow to help me.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did the friends come over? Did they help you??

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

They're coming tonight. I had to stay at work yesterday afternoon.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Yes! Please post what you find!

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Maybe it's a cover to an old well or something? Like they moved the well, or no longer needed it and just capped the top off?

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 9 points 5 days ago

In which case, OP and his friend(s) should be careful removing the cap - someone could slip in the mud and fall in.

And I agree, this is looking like an old well to me also.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

I would be surprised if it was anything other than this

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 days ago

Jimmy hoffa

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 days ago

diggy diggy hole

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago
[–] drone678@piefed.social 13 points 5 days ago

Ancient poop hole?

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He's going to find the Necronomicon

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

KLAATUU VERATA NICKEL SOMETHING

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

NECKTIE

DEFINITELY AN N WORD

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

There, I said your words!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

It says a lot about the times that the incomprehensible alien language was actually just a bunch of Russian words.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Judging by these markings, and the obvious age of the relic, I'd say IT'S GARBAGE! FROM KING GARBAGE, OF THE GARBAGE DYNASTY!"

- Eustace Bagge

My personal favorite line of his.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

You didn't happen to see a sign saying "this is not a place of honor," did you?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You don't happen to live on Oak Island? 😃

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Better drill some random holes just to be sure.

[–] linuxguy@piefed.ca 5 points 5 days ago

please post an update and don't leave us hanging. I'm invested now.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It is very likely just an old cistern. Back in the day gray water drains just went to brick lined holes which let the water seep away.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Yeah but if it was a cistern, why did whoever built it build what looked like a rather elaborate cooler space with a double bottom on top of it?

Also, while the level of the lake is higher today, it wasn't that much lower back in the days. So if it was a cistern, it would have been very close to the waterline, and regularly flooded every year anyway like it is today: the level of the lake is regulated now, but it wasn't before, and the level varied a lot more.

The location doesn't make much sense for a cistern. Perhaps for a well, if whoever built it wanted clean lake water filtered by the sandy ground.

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[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

Donno where you are, but maybe an old bootlegger/moonshiner stash?

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

you need to tag this the last and future with like mysterybox and saga

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

Are you going to turn the fridge into anything?

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