My dog's a fucking idiot. I wouldn't trust him to carry a nerf bullet.
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2026
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I would trust your dog over 100% of the idiots that actually do carry...
Air Bud/John Wick crossover
Better than John Bud I suppose.
"Ain't no rules says the dog can't hire a hooker."
I am relatively certain there are.
What if we film the dog and the hooker and call it art?
Username checks out
That sounds like a shitty dealer nickname. Maybe he's an undercover cop.
or worse, an undercover dog
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
— John Bud
"We're all dogs down here"
- that one sewer dog
I think he was my neighbour judging by the smells
My god, they actually did it
There's nothing in the rulebook saying a dog can't get revenge...
ThiS SumMEr
Air Wick 2: Personal Scent
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Neat, but sounds like bad legal advice. Last time I looked it up, it said something like "possessing a firearm on or about one's person"... so it doesn't matter if it's attached to your dog or pulled behind you on a skateboard or held in mid-air using some kind of hovering drone... if it is near you and under your control, you have it.
IMO, the interesting case would be if the weapon is stored in your home (where nobody questions it may be), and you can summon it.
Also worth noting it's extremely dangerous to do with an untrained dog. All it takes is and enthusiastic "come here!" or a treat or something and now another person has access to your firearm while you don't have anything.
I do find the mental image of a panicked boogaloo begging his holster dog to recall as it chases squirrels. One less bigot, plus you go home with a free dog and gun!
... This is so stupid it hurts my brain.
I actually tried to find laws relating to... stowing? carrying? transporting? a gun, in a holster, on a harness, on a dog.
I could not find any.
I very much hope this is completely legally dubious, but given the patchwork insanity of US gun laws... there might concievably be some kind of very specific situation where this would 'work' in some kind of legal sense...
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Damn, that dog's ready for action
He's going out to get revenge on the guy who shot his paw.
But there are laws about shipping your firearm and safe storing your firearm. It is also actually still illegal to leave a firearm alone outside without a concealed carry permit in most states (and even with one as it is not concealed).
It isn’t alone it’s with a dog
Either the dog is a person and requires a permit or the dog is not a person and the gun is alone. You could even try to argue if a dog is a safe storage, to which I think it lacks several key features.
Safe Storage, of course! He’s a Good Boy 🫡
Alright, what if i... put it... inside...?
If a dog is lacking key features to be considered safe storage the it is equally illegal inside or out, ignoring animal welfare laws.
This guy reads the rules.
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The dog is a dog. Not a person, nor a storage box. It's a dog. That just happens to also have a gun. His choice not mine.
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You may not be fun at parties, but that's what they tell me, too, so we can hang out in the corner or something.
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Whoa, this paw patrol live action reboot looks gritty!
Paw Patrol live action
Bro looks like he’s about to serve a warrant AND fetch the ball 😭
They shouldn't have killed his human
john wick if john wick dies in the intro
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I think he should wear ear protection.
Reminds me of Dogmeat in Fallout 3. I was really worried about the buddy when the wiki said Dogmeat can die. Bullshit. Every time I hit VATS after that, I didn't see a dog anywhere, just a dog shaped cruise missile repeatedly flying at the enemies, killing stuff dead. In Fallout: New Vegas, they upgraded the doggo into a real dog shaped cruise missile.
before broken steel came out, dogmeat died quite a bit. after broken steel, the level increase messed with his health pool and "accidentally" gave dogmeat like 30,000 health
this works until the pound gets called up for illegal carry without a license.
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