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Less dangle between activities, more areas for pleasure, better plugin functionality.
Whereas penises have simpler attachment, the vagina has both muscle control, lubrication for better conductivity, easy access to non-invasive interfacing of blood and hormones, storage space and flexible mounting directions. If ever I would have a detachable cybernetic extra limb, regulator or weapon, a vagina would be a fantastic mount.
Just squeeze to activate.
Just imagine that just squeezing as an option makes you a lesser option. “Just squeeze” is exactly why dicks don’t get a chance… !
Yeah, you wouldn't wanna have it permanently though, huh?
Depends on many factors, but why not?
Heck, I'll even consider an anally mounted augment if the benefit outweighs the drawbacks. Don't know quite where the line is drawn, but a sphincter activated collapsible motorbike (assuming minor discomfort or inconvenience) would probably be cool, whereas toothbrush storage might not be worth the trouble.
Less dangle downstairs, more momentum upstairs :p
(Excluding masectomy)
Just squeeze to activate
What a sentence
Having an extra organ sitting outside your pelvis can be more uncomfortable than you realize.
Sex jokes aside, you use that area of your body for a lot of supported activities, eg riding a bike, or even just sitting down for long periods of the day. Obviously, sitting on it is not a common mistake, but it can shift out of position or be squeezed about frequently.
Sometimes I think there’s a reason I see more female acrobats. It’s a lot simpler to grapple a bar with your legs when you don’t need to worry about the protection of a cup.
It's internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.
More aerodynamic.
You clearly have not seen the flappy lips of naked skydivers. Yes, more aerodynamic, but definitely not aerodynamic.
When a girl sticks her finger in it and pwns you, it's fantastic
Sex toys for vaginas are simpler, easier to maintain and even DIY. Also, more socially acceptable in big parts of the world.
And I'd say more hygienic.
You can usually reach the same hygienic standard, just with way more difficult maintenance. In fact, cleaning is most of what my "easier to maintain" point is about.
Doesn't randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations
Lmfao, reminds me of a random highscool team ppt presentation I did with a girl I liked. I got a random awkward hardie during my half, then my partner outdid me and peed her sweatpants during hers.
Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn't choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
I also have to cite the “women” here/online that felt the need to volunteer how farting normally means farting into their vagina and then later having to fart that out of their vagina… it’s as fucking disgusting as they freely felt to be…
I have been with a partner for over 15 years and never heard nor experienced shit like that… she nor I have never seen that problem… so maybe you’re wrong and folks are just different, some perhaps fucking gross?
Self cleaning, self lubricating
How common are UTI and yeast infections?
Because I hear about that so often from the female population vs (almost) none in the male.
Yeah but you can’t do helicopters
I most certainly can lol. I just recognize that vaginas are superior lol
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Sigmund Freud reading this and exploding 🤯💥
Shit dude did you bring him back? Hide his mom.
Multiple orgasms.
And yet, oddly so many women have never had one. Feels like a feast or a famine thing I guess?
You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.
True, but the penis is the vastly superior doughnut transportation
Good for onion rings as well.
The Clitoris has the highest nerve ending density of any external organ so it probably feels the best when licked. It might feel so good it's unfathomable as a male and most of us will never know.
PS: The clitoris is part of the vulva and not vagina but I thought it fits your question.
Easier to sell pictures of it.
