Go back to wherever you bought this and burn it down
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2026
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I think I can see the poppy seed, all good.
This is how they are done in Poland. Really tasty.
makovnjača 😋
In Estonia they typically are separate pastries rather than cuts from one roll
I’ll try it when I see it, this looks good and my experience with Polish food is really good
It's just a shame I hate raisins and most of them have those. Absolutely do recommend though.
Identical in Germany.
In Aldi they have canned poppy filling, usually around Christmas. I have to buy it next time it's available and try making one.
Technically correct.
The good news is you’ll pass your upcoming drug test.
Poppy seed cake: piss test edition.
The one on the package has enough seeds fail the drug tests of an entire Olympic team.
this looks kinda bad either way...
Capitalism ❤️
... promotes innovation
Disappointmentmaxxing.
Ah I see the mistake. Accidently put the poppy seed cake in the poppy seeds cake.
poppy seed (singular) cake
I noticed many brands and restaurants have started skimping on filling. I always joke that I would bankrupt any restaurant I own because I do not go light on the flavorful ingredients.
Its like a before and after advertisment for Immodium
This makes me realize I have no idea what poppyseed actually tastes like. I've had lemon poppyseed muffins/bread, which are delicious, but just taste like lemon - the poppyseed gives it a nice fine crunchy texture, but doesn't make any detectable impact on the taste.
...and now I'm second-hand annoyed at OP's situation of finding a product that promises to highlight that taste, but turns out to be more false fucking advertising.
I want the thing pictured in the wrapper!
Then again... random piss tests... probably not worth it.
I’ve had them on bagels. They’re just mildly nutty.
That’s just bread
I dont want to mohn, but there's enough poppyseed in that cake to get illegally high
Fuckin' A, I've seen better looking ones in MREs.
Did a girl scout sell it to you?