this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2026
569 points (98.1% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

39652 readers
4492 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 42 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 97 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] BossDj@piefed.social 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Sssssshhhhhhuuuuuuu..uu..uiu.nnnn

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Shunnnnsabitchs!!!

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy.

[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Not just any meat will do.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

You were head-butting children off the ship!

That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!

Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Well thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.

[–] LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Thank goodness the children weren't alive to see that

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Charlie, you’re the Banana King!”

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 9 points 1 week ago

Charlie! You look quite down

With your big sad eyes and your big sad frown

Life doesn't have to be so blueeeee!

Put a banana in your ear

A banana in my ear?

Put the right banana right into your favourite ear

It's true!

Says who?

A banana in your eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeaaar

[–] doughless@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're on a bridge, Charlie!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A maGical briDge of hoPe, and wonDer.....

ChaaaaaaRlieeeeeee.....ChaaaaaaaaRlieeeee....We're on a bridge, Chaaaaaarlieeee....

[–] Sisyphe@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Well maybe some of us preferred nettles and rusty spoons.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

I like it when the red water comes out

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’ve come to enquire about your spoons.

Also

My spoon is too big, my spoon is too big. I am a bananaaaaaaaa

Omg. I’ve accessed a very old brain partition:

I’m beached es bru.

[–] Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

never will not upvote charlie

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It has spoken

It has shown us the way

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago

A magical leoplurodon!

[–] Shirow@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

CUDDLE FISH LOVE ME LOVE ME

[–] Bonifratz@piefed.zip 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That was my favourite youtube video when I was 19 or so

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I still remember the first time I saw this in college, the reveal at the end of the video had me and my friends literally ROFL'ing. Actually on the floor with guttural laughter.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know so much about candy mountain I donated to the GoFundMe for FilmCow’s mom, don’t lecture me on goddamn Candy Mountain /s

[–] LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

That's Candy Mountain; Mountain of Candy

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This and the exploding whale are two of the 3 videos I always think of if the subject of famous Internet videos comes up.

The 3rd involves piano music, two girls, and a cup.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I always think of the car add where it goes behind the tree and the monster jumps out

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago

I always mix up Charlie the Unicorn and O Brother Where Art Thou with this song.

In the big rock candy mountain

All the cops have wooden legs

And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth

And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

¡El hombre con el sombrero nos envió!

¡Él nos cuenta muchas historias asombrosas!

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I grew up with the Internet and I didn't know about this video until I was about 30. I regret missing out on so many years of not having this in my life.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

On the bright side, you probably still have both your kidneys.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I irrationally dislike being told something about myself, especially if its untrue, and have the statement end with and it shows, and it shows.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Oh boy it's time to share the Millipede Song.

https://youtu.be/XQixwoQGZbg

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Look over there Charlie! It's a magical train!

The Choo Choo Shoeeeeee!

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want to point out that they made a FORTY MINUTE finale somewhat recently. It is of course glorious.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAC8Hh0atI

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 1 week ago

I thought that finale kind of ruined it. What made the originals fun was the fact that they were quick and absurd. We were just as confused as Charlie about why all of these nonsensical things were occurring. But the finale establishes a bunch of lore that retroactively explains logical reasons for all the absurd events/locations/characters. Of course, that "logic" pretty much always just boils down to "magic", but it is still taking some of the fun out of the absurdity.