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[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.

(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, we don't do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Why not? We're not billionaires.

[–] jeniferariza@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.

I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 43 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 3 hours ago

"Whelp, can see so I can't do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away"

That kid probably.

Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

1 day blinding stew

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 14 points 7 hours ago

1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 3 points 8 hours ago

What a presidential guy.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn't learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.

[–] northface@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Is this how Pilates became a thing?

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

The exercise, pronounced pill-latte

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 55 points 16 hours ago

From memory, I'd say it's pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago

Living his best life.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 274 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.

That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago

We do all live in hell tbf

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[–] shiv@sh.itjust.works 44 points 19 hours ago

I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He's got it figured out.

[–] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 100 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.

Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age

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[–] Hypnotoad_@sh.itjust.works 30 points 19 hours ago

This kid will be alright

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 120 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago

Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?

Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 153 points 23 hours ago (10 children)
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago

Thanks, that was hell on mobile.

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