Clearly that's why you need someone into oral. They'll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I'm going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!
this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
872 points (98.0% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
39920 readers
4270 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral.
There is no greater blessing under heaven than receiving enthusiastic oral
load more comments
(1 replies)
Guess I fucked thousands and thousands of women in my sleep.
Fuck the p away . . . fuck the p away
ETA damnit, just realized it should have been "fuck the peen away"
PEACHES!! 🍑
She's still at it, kicking ass, and releasing new music, too. She still rocks. I loves me the teaches of Peaches! 🍑
Although I've been alive since 1975, I just heard that song for the first time a couple weeks ago, of all places from Dave grohl covering it, (YouTube "Hanukah Sessions Fuck the Pain Away" or something like that). Imagine my surprise I had never heard that song before and Dave Grohl suddenly starts singing "sucking on my titties"
But damn that's a good song and then I went down a peaches rabbit hole for a few minutes 😄
so . . . what else is in the teaches of peaches?
I've been married for many, many years, (the same woman too). And I can testify that there is a certain truth here.
I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!
Not if her partner is black. I've heard there's no going back once it's had that.
its gonna turn into a competition of who has the most shriveled penis
Username checks out
Jokes on you, my cock was small before I even had sex
The ladies call me needle dick. Because I thrust like a sewing machine.
The one on the right looks bigger though, it's just zoomed out.
I'm a virgin with a small dick. Sometimes it's big but not very often. Maybe it's stress or anxiety idk.
Maybe it’s stress or anxiety idk.
Could just be that we're in for six more weeks of winter.
Yeah, porn actors are living proof of that theory...
Level up your oral skills.
Those penises look like they'll be delicious after I hit them with me searzall
Haven't noticed shrinkage but the wear and tear definitely is there.
view more: next ›