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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I get where she’s coming from though. I once reported a coworker for having a Southern accent. Can you trust a rebel to properly detail your car? I think not.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 10 points 1 week ago

Give her a bo'hl'u'waher, and may she'll "fix" ya alright. Right in the bollocks, ol' chap.

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This is what we get when we replaced news articles with screenshots of twitter posts of clips of news articles.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing about this looks AI to me. Have we really already forgotten about Photoshop?

[–] Teepo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

The number of subdividing lines on the left are inconsistent between the foot marks.

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fake. Nobody would get arrested for that and no Brit would ever move to Florida.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nonsense, there are Brits everywhere around here. Florida is the only part of America they actually like. Nobody is deporting perfectly good white immigrants. They could probably make a case that they need asylum from their health care system. MAGA would buy that.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is what happens when Hollywood insists every villain has to have an English accent

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"What's wrong with you‽"

"Nothing's wrong with me, I'm English"

-Austin Powers (probably butchered the quote)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

"Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister. Are you in the show?"

"No, actually, I'm English."

"Oh...I'm sorry."

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But every villian does have an english accent

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That’s not true, some have German or Russian accents

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Does anyone else get the vibe that this image is edited? I can't put my finger on it, absurdity aside, just a vibe.

[–] drre@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's slop. count the inch markings in the top left 🙄

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, there are supposed to be 12 divisions, right? Thanks!

[–] drre@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

yes, and the fact that the number of inch divisions between the foot dividers is inconsistent

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Can't put my finger on it either, but my brain is telling me this is a 2D image, not a photograph of a 3D space. Like I can't say why for sure, but it looks like there's nothing "behind" that chyron to me.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Lies??? In my Christian shitposting community????? Never

[–] FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plot twist, it was actually a Boston accent.

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i'll kick yah ass back to wuhsta kid.

Yeah I don't think the bostonian accent is gonna be confused any time soon lol

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

ah went to wustah, to buy a toastah, you bahstahd.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is education illegal in the US?

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apparently not because it happened twice!!!!!!!!!!

(The exclamation points denote satire).

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

So a few attractive young women in Florida know their revolutionary war history. Is that so wrong???

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

In some states a high school education will get you what middle school covered elsewhere.

Florida is ranked ahead of only 14 states, if that tells you anything.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Republicans have been trying for decades.

Its not encouraged. A physical ability to handle some type of ball is preferred.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Guess we have to burn the house down again.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

God, please don't. He'd design the next one.

Let's meet in the middle: do what you like with the Epstein ballroom.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, he won't. Letting him out when it burns would be counterproductive, wouldn't it?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh well then, please feel free to take some stuff before burning it as compensation for your troubles.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 2 points 1 week ago

Unrelated but true

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What an angel

[–] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Oh, I say, ding dong!