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[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 150 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Time to crack open a cold one.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A little piece of heaven, you might call it.

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Don't forget the heater

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

No, no. This is accurate.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

No, I don't think I will

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 68 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've posted this comic a frightening amount in the last few weeks.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Sexy losers is GREAT! What a deep cut.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested

[–] snowydroopz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

This man fucks

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like you just don't know how to satisfy 🤷‍♀️

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a lot less effort to satisfy someone who wishes to be satisfied.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

'Insatiable' = "unable to be satisfied"

It was a play on words

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I am both too elevated and inebriated to have recognized your wordplay

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[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

An audible sigh followed by "Fine" or "Sure" = Yes

But the lack of enthusiasm really kills the mood.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

By the time I'm done, everyone is crying.

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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Danger: Please don't give anyone the idea that the only way for men to get lucky with a woman is via murder.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)

murder?? what kind of sick predator do you take me for?

i'm a scavenger thank you

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Technically, humans are animals so this basically rules out everything except corpses and sentient plants, fungi, and inanimate objects.

[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where my shroom coomers at

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago

Oooh, them boletes thicc tho!

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Eh ... I'm on the fence about "hesitated yes".

If we're to reducto ad absurdum it, exactly how much hesitation turns a yes to a no? In fractions of a second, please.

[–] roux2scour@jlai.lu 23 points 1 month ago

Id say hesitating yes require a proper confirmation. If the person doesn't look sure to you, ask them ?

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pfft, a simple "Yes" is not exactly enthusiastic consent. I need enthusiastic consent before I even send the first message.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

If it's not "Gee golly willikers, yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" with stars in her eyes while she's farting rainbows, then it's a no. /s

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[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I feel like you're allowed to hesistate and still say a "yes" yes, especially since the "threatened and then said yes" is separate on this. It can be complicated and thought over first, no?

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I might get hate for this, but you can still consent when you're drunk, so long as you're not like barely conscious drunk or you're not being manipulated coerced by someone.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, as an alcoholic, I don’t think every sexual encounter I’ve had in the past decade or more was mutual rape.

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[–] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Ok but she's not going to say no because of the implication.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah i have some questions about the animal one...

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That's right, dead tired of not going to Itchy and Scratchy Land

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[–] kn33@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Okay, but the line about "bribed" doesn't sit right with me. We doing SWERF stuff now?

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Bribes are given as a form of coercion, if it's legit sex work than no bribe is given and both parties are consenting. Just giving someone money or good in trade for a service isn't a bribe.

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