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The local supermarket takes protein bar protection. Anyway does anyone know how to open these cases ?
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this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2026
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Ya and you can easily buy the tool for them on eBay or a normal strong magnet if you know it’s needed.
They seek to keep us weak
What the absolute fuck?
I wonder how expensive those containers are in order to offset the loss
Like a dollar or less in bulk.
I think LPL has a video in these. All you need is a strong magnet to operate the latching mechanism from the outside
i really cant tell if this is very good satire or real.
Is this loss?
Loss prevention
Tried to see it but it doesn't quite fit
The best thing about this protein craze is almost everyone gets enough anyways and the body excretes excess protein so the cheapest and easiest way to get extra protein is to drink a gymbro's piss.
Uric acid wants to have a word.
I’ve read this stated before and I don’t see how it’s true.
- us RDA is based on weight and we’re a fat country. It looks like I’d need to eat 5 chicken breasts/day. Unless there’s a lot of hidden protein in my diet, That never happens
- most of this is backlash against gymbro recommendation with much higher protein levels to build muscle, that’s not really evidence based. Sure the specific levels are questionable but it does makes sense that some amount more is better: maybe I need to eat 6 chicken breasts in a day if I started exercising . That also never happens
If you’re older this is not true. Near all of the older people i know need protein supplemented.
My doc says I need to build muscle mass to fix my shoulder and protein helps so I'm one of the few who needs it and I don't really buy into the craze.
I know you think you're trying to make piss-drinking happen, but it's not going to happen.
Its sterile and I like the taste.
I know this is all jokes, but just to stop the perpetual piss is sterile thing, it's absolutely not sterile
Yeah, a lot of people suffer from bladder infections. Would increase their life quality if it was indeed sterile.
Do people actually believe that?
I did the math recently and I think that in order to hit what the WHO considers the minimum safe protein for my weight, I would have to eat WAY more, like twice what I typically do.
This may be a vegan-specific problem.
It's not a vegan problem. It's a food selection problem.
I'm vegan and I eat plenty of protein. More than most non vegans
Beans and lentils are your friend.
Lemmy needs to know the difference between protein and amino acids in diet. All plants are protein.
They have protein but they're mostly composed of complex carbs like starch, fiber, and cellulose. Their actual protein content varies but in general it's much lower than legumes
If you're vegetarian or vegan and don't eat legumes, then you're probably not getting enough protein.
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I know you're joking but urine should not contain any protein in a healthy body.
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If you ate protein bars you could just smash them open with your hands, at least that's how I understand protein works 🤔
Do you even eat candy bars brah?
The actual tool uses two magnets to unlock the mechanism and allow you to slide the tab.
On the wider ones, the heel of your shoe to the center top of the clear plastic will cause it to bow and open up.
neodymium magnet
This. The actual tool is dead simple, just a plastic bar with a magnet and a couple of little plastic nubbins to help line it up in the right place.
...It's also only $15 on Amazon, so it should pay for itself pretty quickly
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