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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Why do bars have parking lots?

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

More importantly, why do lots have parking bars?

For real, I need to know this immediately to explain it to my parole officer.

[–] dai@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Its where you leave your plutonic life partner while you shop for gender neutral frocks.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I hope you wear lead lined underwear.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 12 hours ago

You don't actually need a driver's license if you have a different photo ID issued by the government, typically a state ID.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 73 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

And they keep building cars with cup holders.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago

Ironically, cup holders were uncommon in cars when drink driving wasn't illegal. lol

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Cup holder" implies that you're setting your drink down. The drink must remain in your hand at all times, otherwise it's a party foul.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

That’s why port is a travelling beverage.

[–] Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 24 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Strange rules and no country mentioned. I'm guessing it's about the USA.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Most countries prohibit sales of alcohol to minors, and when in doubt, the seller must ask for a form of ID. In the US, this is almost always a driver's license, since there's no national id card and state id isn't mandatory AFAIK - people will use that though if they don't have a driver's license for some reason.

[–] Drun@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Do you guys have some kind of app to verify your age that can be used in most stores?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

No. I'd say that we should have that, but knowing our track record for such things it would probably be actively harmful and cost more than it's worth.

Maybe some states do have that, idk. Not mine though. That's the biggest issue, each state having their own separate system for ID.

"REAL ID" was an attempt to form a national standard and it's been a total clusterfuck with basically no benefit to the average person, except now you can't fly without one.

(You actually can get a sort of digital version of REAL ID after paying a $45 "fuck you" fee, but it only works at the TSA checkpoints at the airport, using their app, which also seems like a fucking terrible idea. I will continue to print my paper boarding passes and go through security with my phone turned off and placed inside a verified-working Faraday bag.)

[–] Imperious_melange@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

In the US you can purchase alcohol with the use of a government issued ID card, drivers license, passport, or active duty military ID as all are government issued IDs which display ones age.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I don't know, man. Based on the language of the meme and the triangle on the guy's shirt, at first I thought of Bermuda.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 43 points 22 hours ago

Gas is 10% ethanol. Even the car is having a roadie, and I'm supposed to what exactly

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 39 points 23 hours ago

Quality shitpost

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Passport or just an id card work as well.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 52 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

So will a ski mask and a weapon. Discourse is always so car-centric smh

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

yeah bro im not skiing to the liquor store

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

But also illegal to drink and commit armed robbery so... same problem.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

#guns4booze

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

If you're not meant to dabble in addiction, why are there rehabs?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Is there another kind?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Damn right I drink and drive. My car, my rules.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Back in the 80s they had drive thrus where you could by alcoholic slushies

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure drive-thru dackeries are still a thing on Bourbon Street in New Orleans

They're still a thing everywhere in Louisiana. They put a piece of scotch tape over the lid which of course is just a completely unsolvable puzzle until you get home with it.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

You don't. You need a state ID. Most people just happen to have a drivers license.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

And drive-thru liquor stores.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

You don’t. My first fake id was someone’s old military id.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago

You don't though. I've never had a license yet I can get booze.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Technically the drivers license is a field sobriety test, you have to be at least drunk enough to operate a motor vehicle under the influence before you can buy alcohol, they sometimes have you breath in an exhaust pipe if they think you are really sober.