Didn't expect to see the Drift King here
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Drift King? You mean Dan the Villian
they used to call him the deref king back in college
Worse version of this
Null termination is no longer recommended, use fat pointers instead!
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Wait. It’s been a long time but shouldn’t be int*** -> int** -> int* -> int ?
I think int*** is meant to be pointing at int**, but the image is just unclear about where everything is in perspective.
Pretty sure the image is clear:
int*** -> int*
int** -> int
Int* -> int
Clarity doesn’t mean correct. But that’s probably why it’s posted here. 🤷♂️
RT*** isn't pointing at RT*, he's pointing at the TV showing RT**. The fact you think otherwise is what makes the image unclear. I'm not sure why you insist on them being wrong.
But that doesn't hold up, because RT** isn't pointing at a TV containing RT* only RT*** is pointing at an TV containing RT** RT* and RT
int** is inside a TV, and persumably int* must be inside another TV(even though uts not edited in). The image perespective is showing one thing inside the other, inside the other. So when when int*** points the TV it reference int**, which reference int* which reference int. Its just edited very bad
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I mean, that's pretty much what happens to me every time I try to use pointers, so the meme checks out.
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Uh I'm a charisma class (with unfortunate base stats) what's int
It’s what makes mages turn those squiggly lines on paper into fireballs.
Not clerics though, they’re different.
Rumble Tumble Games in the wild
Seeing him break containment is wild
that's not LaurieWired
as a python script kiddie, this is way over my head, but upvoted because of RT Game
So, googling it, the general premise is you should use smart pointers instead to avoid crashes. Got it.
Uh
I think I'll just let the cat drive instead
Smart pointers implies C++, which is not the right answer.
Unlike many other programming languages, which are often picked up on the go from tutorials found on the Internet, few are able to quickly pick up C++ without studying a well-written C++ book. It is way too big and complex for doing this. In fact, it is so big and complex, that there are very many very bad C++ books out there. And we are not talking about bad style, but things like sporting glaringly obvious factual errors and promoting abysmally bad programming styles.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/388242/the-definitive-c-book-guide-and-list
Considering that most of the "answers" I've found on StackOverflow were complete dogshit, I'm wary of this reading list
They all have footguns that cause different crashes.
If you want to do explicit memory access without inevitable safety problems, you need Rust. That's the whole hype with Rust.
But... per-process-isolation is a hardware feature, no?
Sure, that may be (it's definitely not in userspace). But don't forget it works by crashing your program.
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