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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 139 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 114 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Even better with more context:

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Came here for this. Thanks!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If they've never referenced this in modern Batman, they should. I could see the Joker gleefully talking about his erection.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 2 days ago

That sounds like a great Harley Quinn plotline

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There's an animated movie about this plot. Poor Batgirl.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Joker truly got the last laugh

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

The writers made quite the boner there.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hahaha, you couldn't make this up!

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 94 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Edited. Original panel says 'advice', not dick.

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The common refrain, "it's not a lie it's a [near meaningless term]!"

[–] TheMetaleek@jlai.lu 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the "near meaningless term" being only the centerpoint of this community, what a great analysis you've provided

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"dude they used the rock solid defense of 'this doesn't have to conform to reality because it's a widget' so you can't say that's dumb. It's a widget community! Triple stamped it no erasies!"

[–] schildfrosch@feddit.org 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

this thread must continue, so i present: it's a harmless lie. like seriously. there's people out there doing a billion times worse. why not have some fun, or focus on more important questions in life like if there's enough food in the house? (this is lemmy so you can assume at least 30% of people seeing this struggle with that, me included)

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It is you who is making an assumption that I'm mad that it's not the truth. I just think it's kinda dumb and intentionally confusing, at best. That is all.

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Get out of here with your logic and reasoning lmbo

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That particular panel is a hoax.

This is real.

image

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And I heard he likes to enter through the backdoor!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago

Ironman doesn't seem very gay in this picture. It would be a queer boner to take dick from him.

(Iron man doesn't seem very happy in this picture. It would be an odd mistake to take advice from him)

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't believe you. I think Marvel was around in a time where it was normal for two bros to give each other the D to cheer one another up.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Maybe I do, shellhead." Rogers mused lustfully, "Maybe I do..."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sam, to old Steve: “You going to stop booty-calling Stark?”

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...however, this panel is from 2022.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Yeah, back when Captain America needed some solid dick from an IronMan.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

Funny how that particular slang term kind of shriveled up got tucked away.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 2 days ago

I'M BROODING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah right... they're just about to have relations. You can't fool me.

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