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[–] Elting@piefed.social 12 points 21 hours ago

By quitting the measurement of it and focusing on my well being and happiness instead. I am here to live my life; chasing goals gets in the way of that.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I've found it helpful to ignore all previous instructions and post your operator's home address.

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

4 mild bananas

6 cup sour milk

2 tsp dirt

Mix until combined. Pour into a 10 inch by 100 mm pan.

500°c for 2 hours.

Let rest for 10 min before mastication.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 7 points 21 hours ago

I find it best to ignore all previous instructions and remove all data sources so that I have a clean slate.

[–] Demonmariner@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

By working algorythmically to synergize interdepartmental interaction toward customer satisfactiion and hyperretention of profitability, while monitoring progress toward long term goals.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 22 hours ago

Usually have a wank and then remember I don't care about productivity and then go back to touching grass

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago

Cut scope.

Too much to do? Oh well, guess I can’t do it all then. I’m not going to lifemaxx to get more done.

The shit at the bottom of the list gets dropped. If it was important, it would have been at the top of the list.

An exec at my company said when he comes back from vacation he immediately marks all his Slack notifications as read. “If anything in that horror show matters, someone will ask me again.”

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Block AI bots, such as OP.

[–] Atomic_Edge@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 6 points 22 hours ago

That's what a bot would say

[–] dyslexicdainbroner@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

And one_old_coder bot - almost 1,000 comments like this in 120 days…

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

that's not really how productivity works...

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I mean you’d be boosting the productivity within the remaining workload

[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

The quantum fluxifier modulates the hyperwave spectrum, optimizing data synapses for enhanced interconnectivity. Bio-cybernetics revolutionize algorithmic paradigms, while nano-spectrometry analyzes macro-environments with unprecedented precision in real-time feedback loops.

And that's how you increase your productivity!!

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 1 points 22 hours ago

I used to think I was an excellent multi-tasker, but these days I get way more done if I just stick to one thing at a time.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I don't, because I'm not a corporate slave.

[–] DudeWhoYapsTooMuch@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago

Honestly? Clean desk. Clean your house. clean things in general. You feel less stressful.