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Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy announced Tuesday that his department would redirect $1.73 billion in Biden-era grants away from establishing “DEI bike lanes” to build roads and bridges instead.

So, what exactly is a “DEI bike lane?”

The Daily Wire pointed to former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg’s claim that a series of 2021 grants funding bike lanes would serve to “improve infrastructure, strengthen supply chains, make us safer, advance equity, and combat climate change.”

Upon hearing “equity,” President Donald Trump’s goons can’t help but get triggered into attacking any federal spending that won’t benefit them directly. In reality, those Biden-era grants directed funds to build a new transit center in North Carolina, replace bridges in New Mexico, extend streets in New Hampshire, install traffic lights and crosswalks in Missouri, and install bike lanes in Seattle, among other projects. Now the financial status of these projects is unclear.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Yeah going to work exposed to the elements nothing between you and the road but a frame and two wheels is really woke. Powered by your own muscles and diet.

Much tougher to be in an air conditioned cab with comfy seats on suspension. With an infotainment system sheltered from the real world off hurty noises and cold rain. Being pushed about by an engine with 0 effort.

[–] vector42@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is DEI in the room with us right now?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

the fact you can make a comment on an internet site is DEI.

you were DEI all along.

[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

Can you show me on the Epstein Files where the DEI touched you?

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

God i hate these nazi's SO DAMN MUCH. Trump Cancelled all of our solar initiatives that would have saved me thousands on getting solar installed. And now i read that this is another reason why the bike lanes that were supposed to be built have all been put on hold or cancelled entirely.

They never for once think that the more bikers there are, THE LESS CARS ON THE ROAD!! And all of us in the US are struggling with car traffic.

I hope they are all in prison within a year.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

More and more everyday. I don’t normally wish ill will on anyone but I sure ain’t gonna complain if it happens.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They never for once think that the more bikers there are, THE LESS CARS ON THE ROAD!!

No, you have it backwards. They do think about that. The issue is that their oil and automotive lobbyist buddies pay them tons of money to ensure there are always cars on the road.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope they are all in prison within a year.

They wont be. We live in a highly corrupt nation. Corrupt nations don't punish leaders or the ultra-wealthy.

[–] busted_Anoose@aussie.zone 1 points 9 hours ago

So you're saying hope is the new woke?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ovalofsand@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

It's coded language that helps racists feel better about themselves

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're kind of interchangeable. They only know that it's about stuff involving minorities that they don't like.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 1 day ago

Not really, DEI has a certain "Black folks getting uppity" to it, whereas woke is more along the lines of "non-binary 'Custer was a war criminal'-shouting person with purple hair"

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 141 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 79 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Had to make sure his hands are realistically sized.

Added a rat paws version

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

Photoshopping in hamster paws would be closer to reality.

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 days ago (7 children)

WTF is a "DEI bike lane?" Does your bike need to be fabulous to use it?

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

We’re witnessing the conservative playbook in action. The tactic is to undefine certain words or phrases. By purging a proper definition from peoples’ minds, you can then use that label to turn your base against anything you dislike.

Phase 1 is to create a label. Usually by misappropriating something else that your voting base is already going to dislike. Find something they dislike, and start the messaging about how evil {label} is. The goal is to constantly hammer home how {label} is awful. Every conservative news org needs to be running constant smear articles about {label}. Newscasters need to talk about how {label} is coming for you. {Label} is coming for your job. {Label} is coming for your kids. {Label} is coming for your friends and loved ones. The bot farms need to be posting about how much they hate {label}, how much {label} took from them, how {label} is a slippery slope, etc…

Phase 2 is to begin broadening the definition of {label}. You find things that are {label}-adjacent, and begin calling them {label}. As time progresses, {label} is such a broadly defined term that it can basically apply to anything. By the time phase 2 has ended, {label} has effectively been undefined.

Finally, phase 3 is to weaponize {label} by applying it to anything you want your followers to dislike. You have been primed to dislike {label}, and now a figure of authority is saying “this thing is {label}.” So you’ll be instantly turned against whatever they were talking about, because of the transitive property of disliking {label}.

“DEI” as a label is currently in phase 3, and it’s where this post came from. It seems ridiculous to anyone who hasn’t been primed to hate {label}, and hasn’t been propagandized to literally forget the original definition of {label}. As an outside observer, seeing something erroneously branded as {label} seems stupid and obviously wrong. But that’s because you weren’t the target of the dedicated undefining campaign.

Some other good examples are “communism”, “socialism”, “woke”, etc… The real definitions for those things don’t actually matter to conservatives, because they’re literally working with a different language that has redefined those labels to simply mean “thing I should dislike”.

Imagine loudly calling someone a pedophile to win an argument in a crowd. It doesn’t matter if they actually are a pedo. Your goal isn’t to make a credible accusation. All that matters is the entire crowd heard you yelling about it, and is now less likely to listen to whatever they had to say. Any previous argument they had is suddenly irrelevant, because now they’re surrounded by angry looking people. Their entire argument has gone out the window, and they’re entirely focused on defending themselves from the “pedo” label instead.

The entire tactic is basically another arm of the (also extremely common) semantic laundering tactic. Where conservatives will find friendly-sounding words to disguise their awful plans. It isn’t “blatant racism”, it is “anti-DEI”. It isn’t “giving billions of taxpayer dollars to rich people to make them even richer”, it is “trickle-down economics”. Etc…

[–] busted_Anoose@aussie.zone 1 points 9 hours ago

now replace {label} with {massive dildo}

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It's just a Nazi dog whistle to get their base riled up as the midterms approach.

They have to make the DEI bike lanes more important than affordability or their leader's rape and felonies. Just like they made Haitians eating non-existent pets more important than literally anything else heading into the last election.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes. My bike is super gay. It's so gay it did three seasons of Broadway and did great at Cannes

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[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

They saw bi in the name and decided it must be banned.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yes that’s the entire reason I no longer cycle. My bike has let itself get rundown, has not paid attention to its physical self, and looks like something that just hangs out in the garage all the time. I think it just gave up that it’s middleaged self can’t compete with newer flashier models

[–] baahb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Fucking bicyclicans

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I think it's pretty obvious that only gay dudes ride bikes

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 75 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Conservatives hate freedom. In this case they hate the idea that you'd have freedoms to travel without paying for the privilege.

Want to leave your home? Buy your car from the billionaires. Pay for gas to billionaires. Have your insurance from billionaires. What? You'd like to bike and no pay to a billionaire?!? Can't have that freedom. Get back to work, serf.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I often think of the movie bugs life where the grasshopper says that the ants outnumber them 6 to 1, and if they ever figure that out, our way of life is over.

No particular reason, but there are more of us than them, by a lot.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 days ago

And they don't want the poors to be able to escape from their slums.

[–] galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think even more so, they think riding a bike somewhere is a "gay soyboy" activity and that people biking are "in their way". Of course, bike lanes would get bikers out of their way, but they are too stupid to understand anything.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of Conservapedia. They don't believe in Theory of Relativity. Because Andrew Schlafly thought "relativity" sounds too much like moral relativism, and big Biblical Literalists like him think that is a Satanic ploy.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Truly intellectual giants

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Feels like the new rule is: 'IF oil companies don't like it THEN its DEI"

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

This is the answer. Follow the money, not the emotion. If this diverts profits in any way from the fossil fuel industry, they must disable it. Short term gains for the leaders and dying non-renewables industry.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

There's a reason a bunch of the republican party and the joint party donors shat their pants when people started trying to follow the money on epstein

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Imagine being a conservative (moron) and being programmed to hate anything with the letters "DEI" inserted before or after it, regardless of whether it makes any sense or not.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, duh. Inclusion for those that don’t or can’t drive. Diversity for… the same reason. Equity by providing a safe place for those without a car to be able to travel just the same. Turns out bike lanes ARE DEI and that isn’t a bad thing in the slightest.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck that.

I love my bike lane, as a recent e-scooter convert. And you know what sucks? Even my protected bike is not respected.

Just in a month of being a scooter traveler, I've had food trucks park in the bike lane (Ignoring that there's ample parking space beyond the boundary), homeless people just laying down and sleeping in the bike lane, multiple people not paying attention on their phones just walking into it, people pulling out of a McDonald's and more interested in their burger or soda than checking if a bike or scooter is coming, etc. etc. etc.

Bike lanes are great, but if you're on two wheels, understand that no one is looking out for you and it's on you to ensure your own safe passage. (Not that it should be, mind you. That's just how it is.)

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need all terrain bikes and we just run them over anything in the bike lane. Gimme the Hummer of bicycles and let's make those bike lanes as dangerous as the main road. See how many people hang out in them then

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Its a fun thought, but I genuinely pity people sleeping on the street.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I fucking hate these people, and now as a cyclist I have even more reason to

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago

Of course it is. Everything I don't like is woke.

To be fair, everything that is good about the United States of America is DEI. There are even expressions of it in the Declaration of Independence.

Granted, the DoI was written by slaveowners, but Jefferson was borrowing from enlightenment philosophy which really was about everyone having equal rights, equal relationship to law, equal liberties, etc. When Lincoln and the Republican postbellum Congress took power, they understood the enlightenment principles that guided the framers and extended them to all men (but not yet women).

France did more to balance the playing field with the Napoleonic code, though that was because Napoleon wanted to be emperor and understood the whole social contract thing. France would still have to wait until the 20th century before providing full freedom of religion. And now France is frightened of Islam.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

$1.75 billion for bike lanes goes much further, it's around four miles of interstate.

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why is grant money from 5 years ago even still around? Why didn't they actually use the money for what it supposed to be used for in the last 5 years?

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It was a common criticism at the time: a lot of the infrastructure bill was to work with state and local organizations to get stuff done. Entire networks of groups and agencies needed to be established and planned. At government speeds, that means many years before results are visible.

Biden-area initiatives would have made fundamental improvements over decades, assuming they were allowed to continue. But in today’s world of limited attention spans and constant outrage, we can no longer see long term efforts

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you're against diversity, inclusion and antifascist, what does that make you?

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[–] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile painting a skinny line on the road and calling it a bike line is so sketchy that not having them at all is safer

[–] MJF@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do they not think before they speak, like, at all?

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