Damn your eyes.
The most beautiful thing about the internet is that normally, I would have to spend a lot money on bear spray and a lot of effort administering it to get the same effect I get with the few clicks of a button.
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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What am I looking at here
Someone’s description of Graham’s anus and the origin of Graham’s nickname in the gay scene
OOOOOOOH okay thank you, you've just sorted tonight's research session!
Please drop the link when you find it.
Or, you know, don't.
The behavior is verified but not the lady bugs.
We need the coroner to confirm
his soul was mysteriously missing and MITCH mcconnel is still not confirmed to be dead.
I was already nauseated...
Lindsey flipped as soon as trump showed him those photos. Government by blackmail cannot end well. Get Epstein's and Netanyahu's good friend donny out of the whitehouse a.s.a.p. Clean up your house. Try to find honour again. It's still possible.
Try to find honour again. It’s still possible.
As a Canadian, I will never forgive America or the American people for what they have voted for and continue to support. The entire world is worse off the past few years mostly because of you uneducated morons.
You know what would be cool? If you didn't lump everyone in this country into one group. We are seeing results of decisions from 100 years ago, made by both of our countries. I will give you that the overwhelming majority of this country is uneducated. So much so that they don't seem to notice that the election was blatantly rigged. And the same global group of people who did the rigging also operate in Canada (see: separatists). I don't blame you for being angry and fearful of the dictator in this country making threats towards your home. But please understand that the issue is global and that some of us are doing something about it death be damned.
I hope the same sentiment goes out towards iranians, syrians, chinese, russians etc.
The innocent citizens of those countries? Absolutely. Their governments? Not a chance.
That's right, a government must not be conflated with it's citizenry. All the oppressed people's of the world have more in common than their respective governments would like them to believe
To be fair, Canada is also a genocidal settler-colony and an active imperialist power.
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still possible
No.
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It’s funny because it isn’t a true story but one look at the guy and you realize it’s plausible.
Its time for the autopsy report to shine some light on that taint.
Dave dies in a disfiguring accident and they have to identify the body. They bring in his 2 lifelong best friends to ID him. Bill comes in and asks to see daves backside and says "Nope, that's not Dave". Then they bring in Ted who also asks to see Dave's ass. He also proclaims him to be not Dave. The coroner asks how they can tell it's Dave by looking at his bum. "Because everywhere we went people would say 'Here comes Dave with them 2 assholes'"
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As police as I am that this particular shitbag is now a corpse, I currently really wish that I had never learned how to read.
It's God's fault for giving me internet access
I always thought those were fluorescent lights, turns out they are vaccuum tubes that suck your eyeballs out unless you break 5 of your fingers. Neat.
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HIS LITTLE LADYBUGS?!?! 😭 😂 OH NOOO 😭
Australia has more wild camels than Egypt. Over a million wild camels roam the Australian outback, descendants of those imported in the 1800s to help explorers and traders cross the desert. When modern transport took over, the camels were released and have thrived in the wild ever since!
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