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[–] lambisio@feddit.cl 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Claymore roomba? Now this is the kind of content I come to the Fediverse for!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I appreciate that the claymore has a camera attached... to the claymore. Hopefully it's integrated with wifi and allows the user to drive the boomba. They've even circumvented the normal blasting caps somehow. Interesting choices lol but at least there's conceivably a man in the middle pushing the X button.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

New type of "man in the middle" attack.

[–] lambisio@feddit.cl 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maaaaan, how do you do it, I couldn't have come up with "Boomba" even if I was high on churu.

I didn't come up with it but somebody did and I appreciate their contribution to humanity.

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Doombas was right there

You mean the Ramboos?

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

That dog looks so confused.

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not to be a wet blanket, but wouldn’t the motion of the roomba moving immediately detonate the claymore?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh. Ok.

Follow up question: Why?

[–] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's triggered by a blasting cap assembly, which detonates when given an electrical signal. This can be done by tripwire, like you see in movies (video games have like laser trip wires, which I suppose are possible, but don't know if they exist), or usually with a "clacker" (handheld detonater) connected by wire.

I have detonated one at a range before. It is pretty cool.

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I thought it worked like the vidjas. Thanks!

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, that's cool! I really had no idea but saying no was more funny than saying I have no idea.

They basically exist. Like the floor sensors if a garage door opener.

[–] tunetardis@piefed.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Burglar laughs. Then sees another roomba approaching the first with a blasting cap. "Oh, shit."

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

To actually be a wet blanket, booby traps are illegal and demonstrate premeditation. Its a funny idea though

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Premeditation? Yeah! I have a plan for an attack on my household!

Joking ofc.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

I always thought their origin was a given & didn't need to be explicitly specified like that.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 weeks ago

The chainsaw is the wrong direction to disenfootinate an intruder, Poindexter

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 weeks ago

You want to put the chainsaw boy flat so that it saws the intruders off at the ankle.

These are called Doombas.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's all fun & games until your dog attacks the robber, too, and winds up shot.

[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 4 points 2 weeks ago

I would just leave. Clearly this person is cooler than me, and if they had money they spent it arming even more roombas.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What's top left?

Also for some reason the chainsaw is the scariest.

A hot soldering iron would also be terrifying.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Claymore mine just to make this clear this can destroy an armored vehicle

[–] cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Point towards enemy Stamped on one side

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

The spicy side.

[–] Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

And some of them say "do not eat"

[–] mtpender@piefed.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

But my lord there is no such force

[–] mynameisbob@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

HAHA The chainsaw now that is crude 🤣

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I own a weaponized Roomba for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. 'What the devil?' As I grab my powdered wig and activate my autonomous sentry unit.

It bumps into the first man. Click-clack. The mounted 1911 fires a .45 ACP round, dropping him instantly. 'Good lord!' cries the second, but the Roomba pivots, its optical sensors locking on. It unleashes a suppressed burst from the top-mounted M4 carbine, shredding his lace cuffs.

The remaining two try to flee up the stairs, but they trigger the tripwire. The Claymore mine strapped to the dustbin detonates with a deafening roar, sending shrapnel through the foyer wallpaper. The last survivor, trembling in the corner, thinks he’s safe until he hears the whirring. The downstairs Roomba Mop Combo engages its miniature, high-torque chainsaw. It drags itself toward him, cleaning up the mess as it goes.