this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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[–] Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 minutes ago

Is this loss?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Artist discovers free will.

[–] MrOtingocni@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

This is possibly one of the greatest things I have ever laid eyes on.

[–] Xeno@lemmy.zip 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Just to make this a little worse, for those who didn’t notice it, the human guy the dolphin is wearing isn’t dead. You can see him continuing to observe/react throughout the comic.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago

The dolphin uses the human legs to get around, which would maybe be difficult if the guy was dead

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 106 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

The nsfw filter was the first sign. !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world was the second sign. "I'm subjecting you to this" was the third sign. Yet I still chose to look at it. I have no one to blame but myself

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The communal misery makes it easier to deal with the sadness

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I thought we had the communal wank for that?

[–] BigDawgOClock@lemmy.ml 5 points 18 hours ago

Everyone's schedule keeps changing

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Perhaps that we still somewhat have free will in what to view through this technology is a good sign?

I don’t know man, I’m just trying to find a silver lining here. :/

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 20 hours ago

I scrolled down before the image loaded so I still have a chance to escape

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Typical Dolphin behavior actually

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

I bet the dolphins would call this typical human behaviour

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Source? I need to see more of this beautiful mind.

Edit: found it

https://nitter.net/shupaku_69

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

How the fuck does anyone come up with this shit?

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 5 points 9 hours ago

An Autobahn length of crystalline stimulants?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago

As in, they failed to take the ones that were prescribed to them.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 16 hours ago

A tale as old as time.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago

Still a Better Love Story than Twilight

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago

Nature is beautiful.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is my life exactly

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So like are you dead or a dolphin. I'm still trying to figure that part out. The rest of it all makes perfect sense to me.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Look again, he's not dead. In the last panel he's holding the lighter.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I wanted to see this today. Can we actually have whatever the opposite of a NSFW filter would be? My feed has become disgustingly positive and too wholesome.

~/s~

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago
[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 3 points 16 hours ago

Ya hate to see it

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I have been saved by Mlem blurring the image because it’s NSFW. I still clicked it. I am an idiot for doing so.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Welcome to the club.

[–] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago

Thanks, I hate It

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago
[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

If you enjoyed the first few panels, may I suggest the short comedy series Descent on YouTube to you.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago