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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago (5 children)

These are impossible to open without getting oily fingertips, it's a problem. Even when you use scissors to open them, it just gets on the scissors and then runs down the pack onto your fingers

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Hold the packet straight up and down from the top, cut the bottom with the scissors angled slightly downwards and let gravity assist rather than get in the way.

And if you’re really fancy, use the pot lid to squeegee it all out.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fat-cats out there with their pot lids and I'm just happy mine has a handle.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

look at fancypants over here with a fancy pot with a handle and everything

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm over here using a microwave safe bowl.

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A microwave AND a bowl? The rich really do live different lives.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 2 points 2 months ago

I didn't say anything about a microwave, just that the bowl could potentially be used in one.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

safe

rich bastard has a safe, I bet he's got more flavour packets innit!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

i'd rather poke with the fork or cut with the knife i am about to use, instead of adding the scissors to the dishwasher

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And then wipe off the scissors because they still got this shit all over their cutting edges.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stick the tines(?) in the pot to rinse most off the scissors!

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 1 points 2 months ago
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Sounds silly but some packets in the refrigerator. Push down on the side you want to cut to create a gap/bubble. The kecap manis is already super thick and the oil will be thick enough to be slower than the scissor blade. No mess with a little prep.

[–] Nolvamia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For some reason, the version I get is slightly different. Instead of chilli sauce I get fried shallots. Still get the segments with kecap manis and oil and spices. Holding the shallot end while cutting means no oily fingers. The other sachet, with the salt/seasoning, has a second segment with chilli powder.

Shall we start comparing how we prepare the deliciousness? First, fill the kettle and set it off. After dumping the package contents into a bowl, add half a cup (or more, if you have a big bowl) of frozen peas. Use your scissors to chop in a couple of fresh spring onions, two or three birdseye chillies, then add more fried shallots, chilli crisp and a good sprinkle of togarashi powder, throw in an ice cube portion of frozen lemon juice. About now the kettle should have boiled, so fill the bowl with hot water. Wait two minutes and dig in. Tasty meal in about five minutes with minimum dishes.

[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No third sachet at all where I am. Just the oil and soy. I add my own chilli, but it would have been nice if it came with some.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Cut the oil one off to separate it, then just cut the corner off after mixing. 1 extra step but flawless every time

[–] darkevilmac@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I use nitrile gloves

Just the cost of doing business

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I use condoms. It's always good to have a few that are pre-lubed.

[–] Wisens@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I guess I don't know. Of course I live in the middle of nowhere.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They sell these in the Asian aisle at all the grocery stores in my area. Worth a try if you haven't had them before (I prefer the spicy flavour)

[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll have to give these a try! Looks like my Kroger has them for $4.49 for a 5 pack.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They are amazing and will become a milestone that other instant noodles are compared to. It will not be the best noodles you have ever had but it is good enough that you will use them to judge others.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Hans would like a word.

Ref if unfamiliar: https://www.theramenrater.com/

[–] DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Mission achieved! I bought the chicken curry and the mei goreng flavors, but fecking surge pricing got me and the price went up 50 cents... Still cheaper than anyone else locally, sadly

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

These are so common where I live then I'm not aware of any other brands. I suppose some competition must exist.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lots of ‘em. Try the korean brands like nongshim, buldak, and ahri.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but do those other brands have the little multi-chamber packet like in OOPs example? Nongshim at least in my experience it's a couple of separate packets (one flavour powder, one with some dehydrated veggies for e.g.)

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ah no, not all of them. Lucky Me pancit canton has the same type of condiment packet.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Over here there's a brand called mama that's found along with indomie in most stores. And a couple of local brands sell the same thing but much more expensive, presumably somebody buys that as well.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

find an asian market, even middle of nowhere have them if you look. And start sampling the raman section

you will find it sooner or later

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Sampling and Raman analysis are tasks I've been trained for, maybe I'll take a look at these stores.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

sorry… have to steal tis pic…

[–] Dagobah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I knew I had arrived when I could finally add all of the chilli sauce sachet. I'm still riding that high ten years later.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

Indomie makes the world go round

[–] TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Do y'all open it on the light or dark side of the Seasoning oil?

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Massage it till flowing, snip off entire top and squidge it all in

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

I massage it to mix it up first.

[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Push the dark up a bit and trim. Otherwise it gets stuck in the packet

[–] Quokka@quokk.au 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Press the packet against the bowl for a minute. The oil warms up and you can mix it together.

[–] tynansdtm@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

I dip mine in the water while the noodles cook.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here, flexing they can afford the good ramen.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] korda@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Was waiting for this :)

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I need to go shopping

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Ah, those are the three bags you get in the sex book store.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

2 in the pink 1 in the stink - not sure what the noun is though.

[–] iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

zipties, cloth, and nap time!

[–] Thurmyte@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Have you had the bbq chicken one?? GODLIKE

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

The Aldi version with the washed out chilli sauce. I assume the other two are equally diluted but the packaging is opaque.

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