politics

Trump is gone. His mental abilities were never better than failing, and now he is just an occasionally awake lumpy mass of cancerous id, lashing out or lavishing favors in response to basic stimulation and manipulation.

So who is governing our country?

• Stephen Miller is handling the most - immigration, domestic extralegal and federal law enforcement, dismantling the Constitution, courts and rule of law, while splitting other domestic policy with the craven consolidated congressional caucuses (Patel is just there for the private jets);
• RFK is handling all health policy;
• Putin and Netanyahu are handling foreign affairs and setting policy for the DOD;
• Mike Johnson is in charge of monitoring his son's online time;
• Blanche is now going to be setting DOJ policy.
• Elon Musk was handling public data, but it seems like he got what he came for, and is now sharing propaganda policies/duties with Larry Ellison.
• Peter Thiel and Larry Ellison are handling corporate and tech policy.

Am I missing anyone?

a quick hit on yesterday’s Oval Bordello dog-and-pony show, in which Preznit Fuckwit surrounded himself with Stephen Miller, RFK Jr., and a handful emotional support randos, so they could watch him sign another unconstitutional executive order — this one to reduce number of recommended childhood vaccines.

the utter lunacy of these three abject morons meddling in shit they don’t understand just boggles the mind. who do these dimwits think they are?

how nice for Bobby Brainworms, to finally be achieving his lifelong dream of healthcare policy based on superstitious mumbo-jumbo. 

why has that undead rat-bastard Nosferatu McGoebbels been given a role in setting childhood vaccination schedules? he doesn’t know dick about any of that.

creepy Stephen Miller claims that “nobody has studied” the scientifically accepted childhood vaccination schedule

what the fuck is he talking about? 

the only time Nosferatu’s mouth should be moving is when he’s eating bats.

oh, and if Donny’s going to shit himself raw in the Oval Bordello, could he at least not sleep through it?

thank god the diaper nurse was standing at the ready to clean up afterwards.

it’s all so stupid. Dear Leader has no constitutional authority to dictate vaccination schedules via executive order. none of this shit is legally binding. it’s all just more performative dumbfuckery that will surely get smacked down by the nearest judge.

what a useless waste of everyone’s time.

That seems less like something scary and more like something that should be bragged about. Like we're so good at keeping our children healthy we have this many vaccines available.

Dookie Don Dozes Down

You know who else nods off?
Heroin addicts.

Just saying.

LOL, he's just listening, U GUYZZZZZ!!!! He is the most energetic PREZNINT EVAR and remember the Hunter Biden laptop and the Obama tan suit and Joe never left his basement for the 2020 campaign!!!111

“I saw this early on and I’ve seen proof of it, where they have a vaccination that looks like the size of a, a bottle of soda poured into a little child’s, uh, body. And bad things happen in many, too many cases,” Trump said.

So true, Mr. President. So true.

What would it take for Americans to WAKE THE FUCK UP??

His new wig is making him tired.

Thinking about . . . riboflavin.

Hopefully it will be one of those forever naps soon.

He'll probably just say he was praying.