On one hand: penne is NOT a kind of noodle, so I shouldn't upvote.
On the other: c'mon, it's Maria.
I am a simple girl—I see a post by Maria, I upvote it.
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On one hand: penne is NOT a kind of noodle, so I shouldn't upvote.
On the other: c'mon, it's Maria.
I am a simple girl—I see a post by Maria, I upvote it.
hmm you are right, penne are pasta.... buuuuuut also have you seen how noodly they look?
like - u wiggle em and they are noodly! u can't deny thats an you? ~
open lemmy
see post by maria
be happy
close lemmy
prepare food and be proud <3
Those aren't noodles and you've completely enranged an entire nation
It's a mistranslation. Maria is German, and they call pasta Nudeln (The word Pasta exists too but Nudeln gets arguably misused to described pasta often)
Edit: German is my third language. Best tag @instantnudel@feddit.org − Feddit.org's Nudeln expert − to weigh in
Nudeln 🗣️
Kannst nudeln machen warm, kannst nudeln machen kalt. Die Nudel ist ein wundervolles Gericht.
Come to Estonia, Spaghetti are called noodles and all types of pasta are called macaroni, half the population doesn't know what pasta means other than "paste" (which is also spelled "pasta" in Estonian)
When I switch the Wikipedia article for noodles to Italian, I get "pasta lunga": https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta_lunga
Which just means "long pasta". Is that the difference, that noodles are supposed to be long?
Thank you for this guide. Your attention and care for detail has not gone unnoticed!
Random question, are you a German speaker?
yeaaa I wanted to put extra care into stuff cuzzz I want the reader feel cared for.
Also yeye i know my german. i think thats kinda obvious in this post >v<
I feel cared for!
It's just the calling pasta noodles. German language calls it all Nudeln. I think the funniest is calling steam dumplings Dampfnudeln :D
oh, I thought u just looked at the images of products and went "ah yes, nutri-score". but fairrrr---
to me, all then noodles are noodly. thus they shall all be noodles.
Wait did you take the pictures of products in your own kitchen yourself? :O That's some serious commitment to the OC
oh whoooops i responded with the wrong context.
yes, i took images of the noodles and stuff and yea i put it together.
the idea originated cuz i wanted to make a recipe-like thing and just happened to be making noodles so... here we go.
i sat in my room, had some babybel and just took photos of it. cuz... why not. so now it's a post.
i'm surprised that peeps say this took "commitment" or effort even tho the total working-on-it time was still under an hour.
other posts took like two or three hours but apparently this one screams "i took this seriously" >v<
Who calls pasta "noodles"? Noodles are long and thin where I live (UK). Definitely not pasta - not even spaghetti. Definitely not Penne.
Germans. Everything is Nudeln.
right? as a spanish speaker i know this is clearly called soup
noodles
yass!!! noodles ~ ~ ~
so very noodly wet and wobbly, one can eat them.
i'm happy you share my excitement about noodles.
what r ur favorite "something to put on noodles" things?
that pesto you see in the recipe! that is my current favorite.
it's spicy, it's creamy a bit, it's fun, it smells good, it makes my tummy happy.
what's your fav something to put on noodles?
noodles
I made the noodles with the 6 Monsters, as suggested for the American substitution in step 1; the energy I'm feeling is incredible!
nooooo sillyyyyyyyyy - u were supposed to use the can as a measuring device >o<
cuz a con of monster energy has exactly 0.5 liters, or 500 milliliters soooo- ye
that kitchen must smell like quite something tho after boiling monster energy...
Technically the American monsters don't have 500ml, just to add some extra confusion to the mix lol. The cans are 16oz, which seems to be around 473ml. The rest of the world gets more Monster!
Almost as powerful as the powerade pasta.
step 8: eat the noodles from the plate
Happy noodles
Noodles are vore prey confirmed
-Strain pasta
-Leave pasta in pot
-Put half of "something to put on pasta" in the pasta
-Coat pasta well
-Plate pasta, add more "something to put on pasta" on top.
-Drown everything in pecorino.
Hakka Noodles, anyone?



these look awesome!!! >o< so good -
gosh, yes, sesame and stuff and veggies ~ yass thats a good noodle (both you AND the noodles)
Noodles! I will make noodles with this recepie when I get home :D (It may be boxed mac and cheese but it's fineeeeee)
Happy noodles :)
Noodle tutorial
pasta & strawberry jam 😋
i wish you a wonderful and tasteful day ~
oh yes of course, tysm :3
You don't really need to stir for 10 minutes
This. Stir once shortly after putting noodles in the pot, and once more a few minutes later for good measure, and the boil should provide enough subsequent movement to keep the noodles from sticking.
This is perfect timing for me — I’m browsing while the marinara I’m making from some of the tomatoes from my garden simmers, so I’ll be following this recipe in a couple hours. Thanks!
this "recipe" was just meant to be a veeery simple and silly one, meant to encourage peeps to cook who don't usually cook at all >v<
you don't appear to be one of those people but... sure! follow it if you like.
You caught me, I didn't need the recipe from a "knowing how to cook" standpoint, but I very much needed it from a "looking at a cute recipe" standpoint, and I appreciated the reminder that my kinda chaotic "tomatoes? spices?? simmering for many (???) minutes" marinara recipe is valid.
Q: What if i try to pour the excess water down the drain and accidentally pour the noodles? A: if you cant get a pasta strainer, clamp the lid of the pot on tightly as you tip it. or just scrub your sink first
There are also pots that have like a built in strainer where it's two nested pots and the inner one has a bunch of holes in it like a colander. Had one of those growing up and it was great for making big batches of noods.
Noodles are a plot by Big Noodle to sell more noodle