cow utensils
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I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.
Pfft, amateur.
My new favourite cutlery manufacturer
They get worse the more you look
So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.
Is that a grapefruit spoon?
I don't know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn't run away from a place serving those utensils
cheaper than I expected
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these could kill an autistic person
Star Trek flatware.
Is it? I was joking to someone that this would go great with Star Trek china plates.
Don't buy cutlery from the Backrooms
I hope you wouldn't mind being stabbed with that dorky fork while I melt the rest down to make a proper spoon.
For some reason, all I can think of is Edward Scissorhands. They do look very Tim Burton-esque - maybe Beetlejuice?
I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.
Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?
Sliverware
I want these though
Don't Starve' Maxwell's cuttlery?
This is the exact type of dinnerware I'd expect Delia Deetz to have.
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.
Don't know if it's AI or if it's real but for some reason i would hate being forced to use these to eat, i hate the way it looks.
I get nauseous just looking at these utensils, anyone else around with weird-fork fobia?
The spoons make me legitimately uncomfortable. I am in solidarity with you
Cow Tools.
I like them. If they weren't as expensive as they are, I'd actually buy them.
Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?
I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery
I never cease being reminded that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.
Cylon cutlery
I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like
Ah yes, a fork that isn't scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages
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My eyes kinda skipped over "this" in the title and I was very confused about the picture.
Get this AI shit out of here!
/s
I'm guessing you no longer want to have friends?
If you put out that cutlery, what did those friends do to you, and why do you think you should hate them that much?
AI generated cutlery?
Nah just posh designer flatware
Too expensive for a joke, too weird for real use. Do they sell?
I assume they would. They aren't like OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive.
Gag gift for a good friend. That gets passed around to be used at every notable event at the host's dinner.
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