"Do you want the good news or the bad news first?"
"The good news"
"We're going to name the disease after you"
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"Do you want the good news or the bad news first?"
"The good news"
"We're going to name the disease after you"
"Well, then what's the bad news?"
"We're going to name the disease after you"
One time I was in the ER, and a doctor noted that my heart beat has a rather pronounced split s2 rythm which is something that doctors need to learn to discern when listening to a heartbeat, so for the next hour as I was waiting around, I had several other younger physicians stop by and say "hey I was told to come listen to your heartbeat."
Made me feel a little special in a very peculiar way I haven't known since.
A girlfriend's father had a condition where his organs were mirrored to the opposite side of the body and his circulatory system ran backwards (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situs_inversus)
Him and his family doctor loved bringing new coworkers in to do a "liver check" or something like that, and watch the person probe around with their hand and slowly get confused, then kind of freak out, when they couldn't find organs in the body.
They did it for many years and both thought it was hilarious.
I'm left-handed and always secretly wished I had this and a right-handed twin so we could literally be mirror copies of each other.
All that hardware tells us otherwise.
Could be doctors trolling the staff.
I got into a car crash and went to the ER to get an X-ray done to make sure nothing was off, not this was a week after the crash. Anyways hurt like a bitch and after awhile of waiting the X-ray gets done and the tech just kinda looks at it for a minute, turns to me and says "Two bits of good news, your knee is just inflamed and swollen no breaks, also Ive been doing this for awhile and your bone density is absurd" which is how I found out that I'm a freak of nature who has borderline unbreakable bones. Explains why I struggle to swim in fresh water so much.
I have this exact same anomaly, I learned about it from a dexa scan.
Yeah it's not too uncommon as I understand just not the norm. Though with me being so short it does give me the joke that evolution is trying to reinvent Neanderthals and I'm it's Alpha version.
Basically they told me that I was in the top 1% of their data collection efforts And I want to say he said something about it being two standard deviations off normal.
Fair enough, like I said me finding out was just an X-ray tech pointing it out and saying it was kinda cool. So I have no clue where I fall within actual standards.
Do you have claws?
Sadly no. But I am five foot five, can go berserk, and like retro motorcycles. Though I think Wolverine is more of a Harley guy rather than a Honda and Enfield guy.
It's always a great feeling when a doctor looks at something from you and then calls their colleagues to look as well..
"Good news, you're about to have a disease named after you!"
My eye doctor did that on one of my recent visits. Apparently my astigmatism is exceptional...
Is it better when it’s a bunch of young doctors?
The students just want to see freaky stuff. E. g. my appendix ruptured when I was 15 and it took my mother a few days to realize I'm not faking. So I have a bunch of scars, some parts are missing and other's just look a bit off. Nothing I don't know or can't live with.
But when they call their fully grown colleagues to look at THAT. That's creepy. That's not good.
They didn‘t put everything back after the operation. That’s how I end up with random screws after any repair I do.
[doctor sweeping piece of bone under carpet after surgery]
They try to use it in the next operation. Somebody out there with mismatched bones. One leg longer than the other.
Um... so looking at the tibia, that is 100% an intramedullary tibial nail:

...which means their tibia was broken as fuck, and there's a pretty hefty chance the fibula was also broken as fuck in that same injury.
My guess is the missing segment was fragmented to the point of not being saveable, and removed during the same operation the IM nail was placed.
That doesn't necessarily mean the OP is bullshit - maybe they had some new resident docs, or nurses, or techs or w/e who hadn't seen that before and it was a genuine wtf moment for them. I love it when new staff get that look!
Is it not a problem to have part of your fibula missing? Can you operate without it?
It's not an issue, and pretty easily as it's not a major weight bearing structure. It mostly functions as an attachment point for various muscles and as A part of the articulation of the ankle joint. Part of it is commonly harvested for use as a bone graft.
The most commonly harvested area starts right at the top of where the missing section begins, so I suspect this post may be bullshit.
I don't think we'd have lasted long as a species without a little bit of "redundancy".
The defibrillator strikes again!
Full disclosure: I am not a doctor.
It probably was not recoverable when they repaired whatever made that Titanium splint and screws neccesary.
Edit: apparently the middle portion of the fibula is so non-essential for weight-bearing that it is the most common bone harvested for bone grafts elsewhere in the body
Oh so the caption is completely made up
Not necessarily, it could be a group of people who weren't aware of removing the bone being a thing, but it's probably a lie for internet points.
Looks like major leg construction, someone removed it and forgot to put it back in
".... limb lengthening surgery side effect may include missing bones , desire to reverse the surgery,.... death... and other terrible things. Results may vary. No batteries included . No refunds guaranteed. Ask your doctor today."
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Tibia surgery affected chronic blood loss to areas of the fibula and thus osteonecrosis of the affected bone. This patient probably has some serious health issues outside their bone health for this to happen.
I hope you got titanium. It's bio compatible with bone and will fuse together. Took about ten years for me. I was told it's not important to have a fibula but I think mine probably merged back together since it doesn't feel like razor blades in my leg.