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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago

You should see the kinds of arguments opponents of the Clean Water Act make.

Ranges from "Nature heals all so it is fine" to "Fuck those people for being there."

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 hours ago

Third world country, what did you expect

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

Garbage people of garbage country

[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago

Even as a non American it scares me the kind of present the courts of America are setting. Yeah it's not my country, but there's plenty of places that'll look at America and follow their lead

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 25 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, they didn't put it in the constitution probably because they thought clean water is a given. I'm sure they thought "nobody will be stupid enough to have to be told this is a human right".

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 1 points 3 hours ago

Makes me wonder why we even bother with burying radioactive waste.

[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

They didn’t put it in because the Constitution was written in 1789. Indoor plumbing didn’t even exist yet. “Clean water” was an abstract concept.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Water filtration existed in the 1700s. I think I read somewhere in europe had a patent for mechanical water filtration. So there was some concept of clean vs dirty water

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago

Large reservoirs came like a century later

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, not sure sure since they were drinking low % beer back then instead of water because it was safer.

They didn't put clean drinking water in the Constitution, because it didn't exist on a large scale yet.

[–] robin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 hours ago

And neither did industrial pollution

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Then it seems to me the constitution is worthless, isnt it?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is when the courts have a backbone like a jellyfish.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 10 points 1 day ago

They are more like guidelines anyway.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You're saying the Bill of Rights sucks because it's not complete and total?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

There should be inalienable rights and access to food and water should be part of it.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Im saying the Constitution is worthless if it doesnt obligate the government to keep its citizens alive. Clean drinking water is literally the most basic thing anyone can expect.

And what good is a Bill of Rights if the government can just ignore it?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“The Constitution does not provide redress for every governmental wrongdoing,”

ORLY?

I suppose it’s a question of interpretation

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Say: "My potable water powered gun is empty!!!" SCOTUS: That is unforgivable

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 22 hours ago

I could get on board with 2A if it only covered squirt guns.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

But it provides AI generated CSAM apparently

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it's a product like any other, hm? like

  • food
  • housing
  • health
  • circuses
  • warmth
  • safety
  • nintendo switch online subscription
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 12 points 23 hours ago

That seems like a job for the legislators

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Wasn't this already posted yesterday? Seems to have been removed, dont know the reason. Mod?