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Today I learned about the π³ emoji...
And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that's terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
It's a shitpost, this isn't meant to be a serious question.
#atetheshit
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Same, easiest money I ever made.
Human response: "lol, sure."
Lemming response: "π³π³π³ FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!!"
Range against the machine.
Eggxactly
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π³Whatπ³kindπ³ofπ³sickπ³personπ³wouldπ³thinkπ³ofπ³thatπ³disgustingπ³questionπ³
Man, IDK.. it would be tough. The urge is real.
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Fuckk I failed.
Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can't
Is this a one-time event or can it be repeated?
Let's see you make it through even 1x, first.
This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals
All fine so long as I can use the π‘ emoji
π‘ π‘ π‘
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Bogos binted
But then HOW would I write π³sexual??
Fried egg sexual? I'm not going to kink shame.
You shouldn't trust it. This is from the future and if you do it you will doom us all. It's just disguised as being a simple task but in reality that changes a lot!XD
TWO WHOLE DAYS!? Are you insane? Impossible! π³
I would even be willing to add the egg in a pan emoji to every message for that money.
"Thanks, your presentation went so well!" π³
I'm so sorry to hear about your parents getting murdered π³π³π³
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Considering that I've never used this emoji, sure thing, where do I sign.
WTF is this shit? That's not hard at π³ all.
If it's 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I'll probably immediately π³, so I'll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won't be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.
Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?
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I didn't use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting...
Shit, I just burnt my eggs.
There's an egg in a pan emoji??
What on Earth would you even need such a specific emoji for??
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we need a π³ appreciation day.
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Absolutely not. You can't take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.
I'll do it for...$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.
Uk what? I'm curious how badly this challenge would crash the economy.
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