Sitting on the arm is the purest evil, you'll damage the chair!!!
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2026
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If a chair gets damaged from someone sitting on the arm, then it doesn't deserve to be a chair!!
all of them in order
sounds like lawful neutral talk
Sitting on the armrest cannot be considered good; you'll quickly break it that way. In fact, it's probably one of the most evil positions there
Chaotic Neutral :3
This is just proof you can't define an alignment by a simple grid of nine, and alignment can easily drift.
Does Chaotic Good, but straddling, count as chaotic neutral?
chaotic horny
guilty.
game recognize game ;)
I'm the gay ones
True Neutral. Armchairs are often the wrong size for me, so I just bring my legs up.
None of the above
If no foot rest is available, I do something like this but leaning back a bit further with the feet either further apart or crossed
Chaotic neutral when I'm reading, neutral evil when I'm stoned watching something
Lawful neutral
I sit on the floor and lean back against the chair. Chaotic chaotic I guess.
My partner: chaotic evil position but she's lying on the floor with her legs on the seat of the chair.
That just looks like ADHD + couch + family get together for me. I can see myself going all of them within 30 minutes
That's hilarious because chaotic neutral is my favorite alignment and I think that's the most comfortable way of sitting in an armchair. In my 30s and I still sit in every chair like that, and have taken some amazing naps draped over a chair in that position.
Isn't the bottom row just being a teenager?
lawful neutral or neutral evil...yes I am bi.
I vacillate between Neutral Good, Lawful Neutral, and True Neutral depending on my current fidgeting needs
Lawful evil is great for thinking. It always makes me so happy when I am storytelling blood on the clocktower and all the players are sat like that!
feeling chaotic evil today, but I don't have a chair that actually allows for sitting like this...
Ive sat in a chair more than half those ways in the last hour alone.
Either lawful neutral or true neutral
Neutral Evil. That tracks.
All except lawful evil.
Lawful Neutral while drawing, Neutral Evil while gaming or just relaxing.
chaotic neutral, I have robust joints
edit: on second glance I think I'm between chaotic neutral and neutral evil
If I'm playing a game: neutral good or lawful neutral
reading a book: chaotic neutral
true neutral good
I sit on the floor with my computer/phone on the chair.
Lawful Nuetral, basically in this position.
Feeling lawful evil today (and every day)
Constipated?
Nah, I feel POWERFUL 😈