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[–] Creddit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still more accurate than bing maps

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I gotta say, Google Maps has been getting squirrelly on me lately tho.

Most recently, I was out fishing and wanted to get directions to the other side of the lake and a parking area over there.

The road directions had me driving a little ways up the shore, then down a fucking footpath to the water, then swimming across the fucking lake, then getting on another road and driving to the parking area.

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my god, there's always a relevant xkcd.

Great job!

[–] morriscox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's also always an ExplainXKCD: https://explainxkcd.com/461/

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Go back to MapQuest, let us know how it goes.

[–] Creddit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FatTony Search engine is it down or just me

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's loading.

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm telling my kids this is ChatGPT

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The T stands for Tony.

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Creddit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:

[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You fucking what

Oh god

Oh fuck I’m so old

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] rammer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Ain't nothing but a heartache

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

My one, desiiiiire

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

tippytopidoowapdibbydobidowap

Yeahhh

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

corn

edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes

[–] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

It's a pale zucchini with a six pack

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we'll never know 😞

Also my dreams of being colonel@corn.com have been dashed.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I remember back in junior high we had to make a fake company and product and advertise it in print form for some class.

This was the height of iMac and iPod so my group basically made Apple but for corn instead and it was awesome how many corn related product names and references we were able to work in . Even had a cool minimalist ear of corn logo and our iCorn computer even had an ear of corn shaped tower lol

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do kids still say music slaps 2024

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Only the groovy kids!

[–] sleepyTonia@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where did the duckduck go?

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

To the other sideside.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

α΄΅ ᡗʰᢦⁿᡏ α΄΅ ˒ʰᡃᡗ ᡐʸ˒ᡉˑᢠ

[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
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[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure that's wrong. Did you put cash styling in the attributes?

<div style="margin: auto;text-align: center; justify-content: center;"></div>

This would be my answer, from the cache in my head I'm not sure if it's style or styles.

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And hence the real answer emerges. FatTony Search wins again 😈

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Show me: recepies with tide pods.

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
  • tide pod sandwich
  1. Take a slice of bread
  2. Put tide pods on top of bread slice
  3. Finish it off by adding another slice of bread on top of it.
  4. Done
  • tide pod baked eggs
  1. pour a spoonful of oil in a pan.
  2. Crack open an egg in the pan.
  3. add tide pods
  4. cook for about 3-5 minutes.
  5. Done