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Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
"Late?"
"Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent."
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Wong Wei
I found this place on vacation.
Hahaha that's perfect!
Mulva
Nice to meet you, I'm George.
...welp, I gave it a shot.
DOLORES!
Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
That's rich.
It's Dick.
I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
Dickinson
Incontinentia Buttocks.
She has a husband, you know...
Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it's pronounced like 'Fuck your mother'
- Mike Ox-Long
- Hugh Jass
- Ben Dover
- Mike Hawk
In high school one of my classmates was named Benjamin Dover.
Also had a classmate named Ma Deek.
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- Mona Little
Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.
Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart...
Harry Balzac
Mike Hunt.
I went to school wit a girl named Carrie Hunt
Jenny Talia.
Phil McRevis
I don't have to make anything up. Two people I met in real life:
Pussy Bear
&
Dieter Wank
My first email handle was poodlecruncher. It was referring to the harmonics shrieks my guitar made when I lightly touched the fret, and had the amp turned up. Got a few strange looks with that one.
Vaginia.
Janus Hugh
Hugh Mungus
Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)
Hey.
Hugh Jorgens
Hugh G. Rection
Richard Trickle
Dick Turner
Fellatia
dunno. Cant think of any.
Asanti Tea Drinker
In a surprise announcement the German airline Air Lingus announced they are merging with Connie Kalitta's freight line Kalitta Air.
The new passenger/ freight line's new name is:
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