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I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She's changing her surname to whatever mine is
She's trading her career to raise our nine kids
I want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!
muted trumpet
I just turned to my wife and sang this to her, then showed her the meme. Thank you.
Help me out. What's the tune? Because I can't figure it out lol
Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake
It was the first thing that popped in my head too when I read the first 4 words in the screenshot lmao
I am helpless with mirth.
Holy shit that is great hahahaha
while I improve myself
Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by "improving himself" he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.
Also she's gotta be all those things already while he works on them.
Most unpleasant guy you’ve ever met who is moderately in shape: why don’t I have a fuck maid as a reward for basic self care???
the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags
😂😂😂
Hopefully he'll improve to the point of realizing the BS he was spouting.
Prays in tongues? Lol poor moron doesn't even understand what he's saying.
That's the whole idea!
So hot:
I googled it and it's a thing in Christianity. Basically making up words to an unknown language. Try praying in Latin without knowing it and you're praying in tongues.
I was raised in a church where tongues would often happen, and I got in trouble for questioning what or why they were obviously saying just gibberish.
Like the whole collapsing on the floor and speaking in tongues while shaking. Do people really just...do that? Like, is it something most people could be pushed to do? Is it actually just a big lie? A performance? Does the pastor ask them to act in such a way before the sermon?
First tip to “improve yourself”: don’t use the word “woke” as an unironic insult.
Also, consider being flexible on lots of things, particularly vaccines. It would be a shame if your dream girl died in the next pandemic.
Well that's just time for a new dream girl!
I want a fundamentalist moron who let's me dominate her like a wife ought to.
I think he should just order the sex doll, it's exactly what he is asking for.
If your sex doll starts praying in tongues... You're probably f*cked
I believe there is/was a company that had an option to have the doll actually say things. (embedded electronics) Super creepy but hey, if your kink is a girl praying in tongues, whatever. Not much different than someone trying to talk with their mouth full while eating lunch. Sounds sexy right??? Or creepy, it is October!
Bride of chucky 2: Electric boogaloo
I just want an attractive, big titty goth girl, who worships Satan, wants to make fuck, is vaccinated, and has a slim body that she clothes in the sluttiest outfits she can find.
Is that too much to ask for??
They may be rare, but they do exist. Holding out, while I continue to get worse. 🤟🏻⚡️☠️💦
Of all the things wrong with the ad why would you imagine speaking in tongues is anything but literal mental illness.
Watch the documentary "Jesus camp" for the long answer. Short answer is there's a lot of them and reinforce each other's delusions and indoctrinate children.
Unvaccinated ones died at young age bruh
“I will die alone” would have been quicker to post.
They exist, but usually die in their childhood of measels
As for me, I'll take the exact opposite!
Oh wait. Except the woman part. I'm ok with that.
Sorry, too late, we've already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.
If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we'll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.
Oh no, that's alright. I'm sure we can find something to do with him.
grungy atheist gamer man child
Ah shit, looks like I'm getting shipped
He comes in what kind of stockings?
All of our products with the exception of the premium "Cat Boy" and "Kawaii Maid Boy" ship a bare, to allow our customers to customise them to their own tastes.
If you give me your order number, I can look up the status of your order and confirm the shipping status for you?
while I improve myself
🤭
The women are just lining up waiting for his improvement.
This dude needs an anime waifu to hopefully prevent him from terrorizing real women
He'll be an insel in no time
He already is one
C'mon honey! Could you please pray in tongues for me again near my bussome?
Came across another sovcit bodycam video. Came here to share it before I even watch it myself. Enjoy!
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