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[–] MBM@lemmings.world 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

It's amazing how quickly I've become exhausted of "qt3.14"

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 hours ago

I know right?

Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 4 points 2 hours ago

You must have gotten frustrated extremely slowly then, because that's been around since the beginning of /b/

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

anon apparently also cant use google

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

People within the supposedly same religion can't agree on things all the time. It's entirely possible that his girlfriend's version of the religion is nothing like what op would find online, or even more likely, that Apple find multiple claims online that disagree with each other.

The thing about religion is if looking at the moon is against a religion, but some senior person in that religion really likes to look at the Moon, it'll suddenly be allowed.

"The Internet says you can look at the moon"

"Oh that's regular Navajo. I'm Fundamentalist Navajo. Also, fuck you for arguing with me about my religion. We're through."

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

"qt3.14" seems pretty authentic though.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 hours ago

Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Seems like a fairly old version though.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 hours ago

that's just the native language of 4chan

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men's asses

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago

can't argue with that

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 130 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face....

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 hours ago

It's 4chan, that's like the most respectful image he could've possibly used there

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 84 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

To be fair, anon also can't tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 hours ago

What is...potato ?

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 18 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I'd wager the vast majority of people that don't know anything about another person's religion couldn't tell if what they're saying is true or not.

Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

In my culture we sing our religious allegiance to the decapitated head bust of the great dictator who secularised the country

(not even joking)

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I've got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

turkey, circa 2000

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Damn yo, this doesn't add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 19 points 12 hours ago

Relatable tbh

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 60 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh, but that's the BEST time to look!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 51 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

That's when it tries to get you

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Assume the victory position

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

(Harvest moon)
I see the days grow shorter
I feel the nights grow cold
I sense the darkness clearer
I feel a presence here

I know they'll find her some day
They find them all that way
After the thaw in springtime
The snow melts away

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 13 hours ago

Nice of the spirits to dim the lights first.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago

read an entire novel about Navajo and their crucial importance when it came to coding messages in the world war Remember next to nothing in the one time it's relevant Ah shit

[–] drapeaunoir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 14 hours ago

Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 8 points 13 hours ago

OOP better not whistle at night either.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

didn't this get posted already

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn't have posted a screenshot of it.