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[–] HandMadeArtisanRobot@lemmy.world 184 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Wow it's almost like he wants to destabilize the western world! How peculiar. 🤔

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 70 points 6 days ago (2 children)

He managed to buy the American presidency so why not aim for more?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 32 points 6 days ago

At least he's not smart about it and just yells it all in public. If he ever realizes he can do it quietly it'll be an even bigger problem.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's the thing I don't get. Trump got the presidency, he can just carry Elon aside like a burger wrapper

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Are you under the impression that Trump actually has a lot of money? You don't get rich by bankrupting businesses, and he's done a lot of that.

He certainly doesn't have enough to maintain the lifestyle that he's grown to love.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 6 days ago

He's got bribes from all mayor tech companies willing to get in his favor. He doesn't need any more money. He can order the mint to print him a stack.

He's got immunity. He can litarally rob a bank and claim his presidential immunity. Hell he can kill Elon and steal his stuff LEGALLY

[–] WheelcharArtist@lemmy.world 56 points 6 days ago

musk getting guillotined is something i would like to watch in the near future :)

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My sanity isn't ready for an reality where Elon fucking Musk is fucking shit up globally. Trump was bad enough, but this shit? This is what will eventually cause a global conflict against fucking fascists of all things.

We already did this shit once, are we really going to do it again?

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Trump is dying. Putin is dying. Hopeful megalomaniacs are looking to fill the vacuum when the boomers pass on. Someone had to step up. Elon decides it's his time

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I agree, I just was naïve enough to think that maybe we had grown a little bit wiser. I was obviously wrong. So woefully wrong.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

sounds like the old man didn't learn his lesson the first time.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

He most certainly did not.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 59 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

Oh please try Chuck. Please do. The one incontrovertible way to end the monarchy immediately would be if one of the inbred stands up and tries to exercise any real power.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

It would be really cool seeing a monarch get guillotined in the 21st century

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I'll settle for a few billionaires, I guess...

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[–] a9249@lemmy.ca 52 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Thats one way to attract the attention of Mi6. He certainly fits the bond villain profile...

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Except that Bond Villains are usually clever and invent something themselves. This dipshit is like the Bond Villain we have at home, from a rejected script that someone keeps failing to salvage.

[–] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You think Bond villains weren't taking credit for their underlings inventions? What a high opinion you have of evil people.

[–] a9249@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

This guy evils.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 4 points 6 days ago

It’s not like Hank thought of the hammocks, but you know he took credit for the work it got him.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

MI6, if you can read this, please do it.

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[–] laserm@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (4 children)

When I was younger, my sister teased and provoked me (I mean she still does but much less). Every time this happened, my parents told me to just ignore her. I think media should do the same when it comes to Elon Musk, since damn, everyone who doesn't willingly choose ignorance already sees who he is. By this you are just giving him more exposure.

[–] sYnoxjj@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

That’s not how it works—actually, that’s not how anything works. It’s not about doing the right thing; it’s all about what drives the most attention, clicks, or money.

There’s a reason every media outlet reports on every little thing the fat guy or this bozo does or says. There’s a reason you didn’t ignore this news and felt compelled to comment on it.

It’s the same reason 99% of these commenters have no idea who someone like Demis Hassabis is, was or will be: it doesn’t drive attention.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago

It's hard to say what the responsible and ethical approach is for journalists given it is newsworthy that the richest man in the world (who is also extremely influential to the highest office of the most influential country of the world) is encouraging such an extreme and unexpected regime change, but also Musk, like Trump, puts out so much noise it's hard to predict what will actually be policy they persue vs what is just noise

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

When you're rich it's just called a suggestion not terrorism

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Musk's entire job is to keep the media focused on him and his stupidity so that we aren't paying attention to what his useful orange idiot is doing.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

That is an excellent point. The only snag is that I feel they aren't quite intelligent enough to think of that. Then again, maybe that's what they want us to think...

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean, musk is a private citizen.

Surely the CIA has all his comms tapped, right?

...right?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Technically this is all foreign facing communication with extremist organizations.

Sips tea

[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's time like this that makes me wish the deep state was real, but there is nobody in control behind the scenes. The world is a chaotic shit hole and we're all being held hostage and forced along the ride.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Clearly the king should just ignore this nonsense ….. and ban him from travelling there. Preferably the entire commonwealth. Wait. I’ll make popcorn

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 days ago

Funny enough, that's literally the plot of the play King Charles III that ran on the West End about a decade ago.

Spoiler alert: fictional KCIII doesn't get very far.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Elon gets involved in things he doesn't need to.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

At this point he's just trolling. Someone call his mom, please.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (4 children)

King Charles is worse as a person than most of the UK government, for Musk's declared values (I mean, not advertised, but even of the world domination kind) too.

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[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Let's have a LONDON TEslA PARTY and throw all the cars overboard.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

When Musk controls the western world, Putin will invite him to the 23 floor for a cup of tea.

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