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[–] WheelcharArtist@lemmy.world 56 points 6 days ago

musk getting guillotined is something i would like to watch in the near future :)

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My sanity isn't ready for an reality where Elon fucking Musk is fucking shit up globally. Trump was bad enough, but this shit? This is what will eventually cause a global conflict against fucking fascists of all things.

We already did this shit once, are we really going to do it again?

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Trump is dying. Putin is dying. Hopeful megalomaniacs are looking to fill the vacuum when the boomers pass on. Someone had to step up. Elon decides it's his time

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I agree, I just was naïve enough to think that maybe we had grown a little bit wiser. I was obviously wrong. So woefully wrong.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

sounds like the old man didn't learn his lesson the first time.

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

He most certainly did not.

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (3 children)

When I was younger, my sister teased and provoked me (I mean she still does but much less). Every time this happened, my parents told me to just ignore her. I think media should do the same when it comes to Elon Musk, since damn, everyone who doesn't willingly choose ignorance already sees who he is. By this you are just giving him more exposure.

[–] sYnoxjj@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

That’s not how it works—actually, that’s not how anything works. It’s not about doing the right thing; it’s all about what drives the most attention, clicks, or money.

There’s a reason every media outlet reports on every little thing the fat guy or this bozo does or says. There’s a reason you didn’t ignore this news and felt compelled to comment on it.

It’s the same reason 99% of these commenters have no idea who someone like Demis Hassabis is, was or will be: it doesn’t drive attention.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago

It's hard to say what the responsible and ethical approach is for journalists given it is newsworthy that the richest man in the world (who is also extremely influential to the highest office of the most influential country of the world) is encouraging such an extreme and unexpected regime change, but also Musk, like Trump, puts out so much noise it's hard to predict what will actually be policy they persue vs what is just noise

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's not he-who-shall-not-be-named. Talking about him won't make him more powerful.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

But it does. His whole power is his ability to stir the conversation.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

When you're rich it's just called a suggestion not terrorism

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Musk's entire job is to keep the media focused on him and his stupidity so that we aren't paying attention to what his useful orange idiot is doing.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

That is an excellent point. The only snag is that I feel they aren't quite intelligent enough to think of that. Then again, maybe that's what they want us to think...

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Clearly the king should just ignore this nonsense ….. and ban him from travelling there. Preferably the entire commonwealth. Wait. I’ll make popcorn

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 days ago

Funny enough, that's literally the plot of the play King Charles III that ran on the West End about a decade ago.

Spoiler alert: fictional KCIII doesn't get very far.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Elon gets involved in things he doesn't need to.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

At this point he's just trolling. Someone call his mom, please.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

King Charles is worse as a person than most of the UK government, for Musk's declared values (I mean, not advertised, but even of the world domination kind) too.

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[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Let's have a LONDON TEslA PARTY and throw all the cars overboard.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

When Musk controls the western world, Putin will invite him to the 23 floor for a cup of tea.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Pay no attention to the man sticking his boot down Elon's throat behind the curtain.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

His mum could have pulled it off in a heartbeat. He would be lucky to make it out of Buckingham...

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