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[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Alcoholism.

[–] Devmapall@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 7 points 2 days ago

I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.

[–] notsure@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago
[–] pleasestopasking@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago

Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.

Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thor dropping a mountain on my head.

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Mashing Keys

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My character makes a sandwich. I reach for the peanut butter...

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Idk, i wouldn't see it coming

[–] dotslashme@infosec.pub 8 points 2 days ago
[–] deepfriedchril@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] vodkasolution@feddit.it 7 points 2 days ago

It will be a hell of a party!

[–] me_jumper@infosec.pub 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] supernight52@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Tree fall maybe?

Jaywalking.

[–] ookiiBoy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.

[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Obesity, and bounciness.

[–] missingno@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Error caused by an invalid pointer

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[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.

[–] American_Jesus@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By a spear, then repawn after 3 days

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[–] Assassin4@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Death by simulation crashing.

Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything

spoilerAka: The Chidi Death

Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.

[–] LedgeDrop@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

....that last step will be a doozy.

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Brake failure on a mountain road.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago

Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.

[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] kuunari@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sailing. I guess an accident

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

A stylish infinite combo from Meikyousisui MvC2 Vol. 10 that only works on me.

Footage from Marvel vs. Capcom 2; Ruby Heart has Sentinel stuck in an infinite combo in the corner; the counter on the right reaches 999 hits, but the combo keeps going endlessly

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🤤

[–] Squeezer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

In a squeezer

[–] azulavoir@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me

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