Alcoholism.
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Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
hmmm...
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)
Mashing Keys
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
exit 0
Ouch...
It will be a hell of a party!
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
Tree fall maybe?
Jaywalking.
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Obesity, and bounciness.
Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.
No idea
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
....that last step will be a doozy.
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Adorably.
Sailing. I guess an accident
"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.
Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🤤
Dunno
In a squeezer
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me