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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh

[–] whodrankarnoldpalmer@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.

[–] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Excrubulently.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Some kind of internet last stand.

[–] variouslegumes@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

Beans

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago

If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.

If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.

[–] lohky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".

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[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Weird ... Is what I'd say

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The OTHER cat got me.

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 2 months ago

Suicide.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

oh oh... I'm in danger.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

My nemesis showed up.

[–] galaxia@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

O...oh...

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

I guess I'll be rebooted by Mindy until I'm too powerful for the universe... or my windchimes fall off.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Beheaded by the monarch of shitty vehicles.

[–] HappyTimeHarry@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.

[–] ving_thor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Killed by giant snake.

[–] Mod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

mildly, nothing extreme

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Someone wants me dead

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

https://youtu.be/0Wf5nFbA_YM

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

[–] neidr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Snakebite

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

by having a magic spell cast on me I guess

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Likely it would be from a lethal dose of radiation I would endure while fixing a warp drive that was desperately needed.

[–] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 2 points 2 months ago

An arc of electricity in a pitch black room.

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell

[–] DaniNatrix@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.

Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.

[–] curry@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Very delicious and spicy as intended.

[–] HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Doxxed by H3?

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

So many ways...

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.

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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I literally have no idea.

[–] CLTCMNDR@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I am commanded…. by the clits 😟

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