I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
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Boiled alive
Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
hmmm...
Mashing Keys
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.
exit 0
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
It will be a hell of a party!
Ouch...
Obesity, and bounciness.
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Yes, please. 52 years old, and dying after one super night.
Tree fall maybe?
Jaywalking.
No idea
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
....that last step will be a doozy.
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Burned at the stake, hanged, crushed, or drowned. Plenty of options.
Sailing. I guess an accident
"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Adorably.
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Well, I'd guess I'd go out the way I'd always knew I would; mauled while getting blown by a bear 🤤
Dunno
Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me