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How many donuts will fit on it - the Dunkin Dick Index
Does that measure girth, or length?
Stamina
And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.
A sprinkle in your urethra sounds like hell
Nothing that can't be traced back to physical goods is worth damn. Much of the most reliable segments of the stock market go back to real goods. This is why Bitcoin is literal nonsense.
I heard there was some connection to the price of a slice of pizza in NY and a subway ticket. I don't know how true it is.
So... they knew, didn't tell us, then lied.
Great government we have. Truly representative of the people.
Also 9/11 happened because of Israel. So yeah.
The GOP knew, But they wanted the war more.
Pentagon-adjacent pizza joints also got much busier than usual during Israel’s 2024 missile strike on Iran, it said, as there are “a multitude of fast food restaurants in the Pentagon complex, but no pizza places”.
Jesus why don't they just open a pizza spot in the pentagon?? Surely this must be a headache for them lol
It seems like it's a national security issue to open a Dominos in the Pentagon I guess
It kinda sounds like it's a security risk for them not to
That's what I meant. But it raises a question, can the Pentagon not afford to get catered food for when they call a bunch of people in to do overtime?
Seriously who the fuck would open a pizza place in DC now?
Especially as the people who believe in "pizza place basements" are now running the show.
There was a Sbarro's when I worked there.
Is it gone now?
How many people does it take to passively watch something? There is active involvement from Washington, even if it’s just speeding up deliveries and keeping armories stocked in Israel.
I will preface this by saying I don't believe for a second the US was ignorant of the intent to attack.
In fairness, if one of your allies that you've been giving tons of weapons to suddenly decides to attack its neighbor one day, especially when both countries have nuclear capabilities, you can bet your ass the people in charge of militaries all over the world will be watching just in case shit hits the fan.
For instance if France went insane and attacked England, you can be assured all of the EU defense departments (let's pretend their defensive treaties aren't in place) will be watching it like a hawk the moment it starts.
Again, I believe the US government had full foreknowledge and would have given its blessing for the attack if Israel cared to wait for it. They definitely shared Intel that made it happen.
I can see that. Also, in my post above I forgot about the shooting down of Iranian missiles and drones, which seems to have happened a lot? And preparing for retaliatory strikes in Iraq and nearby areas
It's okay folks just go to bed all you have to do is lie profusely if anything gets fucked up as a direct result of your actions this is the new world baby!