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Maybe if you so-called prudish fucks ever had an ounce of self-control it wouldn't be exploding so much, would it?
It's just like how the places with the most anti-trans sentiment consume the most trans pornography. It's all about removing the temptation because they have zero self control. "I can't be trusted to not spend every waking moment jerking off because deep down I'm a filthy depraved fucking cretin, so I must take away joy from everyone else who might use pornography responsibly!"
Especially now, when Palantir is making a giant database on US citizens from Federal government data, why would anyone feel comfortable identifying themselves to a pornography site? To be on some list someday that will be used by the religious police to jail you for the crime of jerking off to the "wrong" thing? Give me a break.
On the other hand, jerk off as much as you want to. Jerking off doesn’t hurt anyone, go for it.
Sorry, didn't mean to imply it was a bad thing. It's only a bad thing when you want to limit others because of your own lack of self control as a means to control yourself.
Well if you do it too much, you can indeed hurt yourself.
Hell, one time I had been having so much sex so frequently that my dick literally got swollen from too much abuse. Kind of freaked me out at first.
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So dumb.
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I'm old enough to legally view any form of pornography that's legal to create.
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There is no legitimate government interest in monitoring my pornographic habits.
Time to start finding woods porn again. Maybe this time USB drives scattered in the underbrush.
Geocaching porn network?
GeoFappr?
Honestly doesn't sound like a bad idea
Helps curb the sedentary lifestyle epidemic as well! I’m all for it. Think of the ~~senator’s~~ ~~yards~~ interesting natural locations where you could hide caches.
Lol this is a terrible but hilarious idea. Public indecency rates are gonna explode
I’m doing my part by buying pornographic magazines and distributing them at local schools. I tried handing out flash drives, but the kids had too much training against plugging in a drive of unknown origin to prevent against malware. Analog porn is also sorta retro, so that’s fun.
/it’s a joke, stupid
Speaking of. Why aren’t you potheads flinging truckloads of seeds along the nation’s roads and highways?! We should be neck-deep in high-quality ditchweed at every corner by now!
And another thing! How come I can’t get no Tang around here?
Asking the legitimate real questions
Because it's not the 2000s anymore. Legal weed is already easily obtainable in over half the country, and no one wants to smoke ditchweed. We've all moved on to concentrates. Even if you still smoke buds, you can't even find seeds in the bag anymore. These days you have to go out of your way to obtain them, and nobody is going to bother with that.
There's also the fact that stoner culture is dead. People have finally come to the realization that it's possible to smoke weed without making it your entire personality. The whole stoner stereotype isn't really a thing anymore. We've moved onto other things.
youre supposed to buy smut and put it under a rock in a tree stump in the woods, as is traditional
God damn it, you had me up until the end. I was rooting for you at first, but now I'm just disappointed.
This could all be solved with some zero knowledge proof technology so they can just prove your age and gain absolutely no tracking capabilities, but of course that will never happen.
So, keep up geoblocking the Idiot State, with a page listing all those politicians and judges who caused this.
A good idea in theory, but something tells me that somebody logging into PornHub isn't exactly going to be receptive to politics at that particular moment.
That's the point. Blam it right into their faces to see who cock-blocks them.
You might be surprised. There's some really gross right-wing power fantasy porn hitting front pages.
May they suffer the wrath of their porn-deprived populace.
Of course it's legal. It's just stupid.