How about the Washington EpsteinDidntKillHimselfs?
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2025
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The Washington TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList
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What the fuck?
I figure he'll do anything to distract from the actual issues.
He does need a pretty big distraction right now.
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He’s a demented rapist.
It’s odd how few people seem to know that.
What did he and Epstein do at that party of just them and a bunch of children without guardians?
I don't think anyone wants to have to read the answer to that question.
Didn't you see the President's post? Those kids were at the party without indians....
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Sounds like good reason to wait for the despot to die or whatever.
FWIW, billionaires run the NFL, they should pay for their own fucking stadia.
NFL is a legally legislated monopoly.
Oddly enough, there was another football league (USFL) which won an antitrust lawsuit against the NFL.
I'll bet you'll never guess what dipshit owned the New Jersey Generals until USFL went under. /s
There’s a great story about how that dipshit sunk the entire enterprise by being a complete incompetent dipshit.
Of fucking course he did. It had to be him.
I like that even back then the jury found him unlikeable, though that seems to be the trend his whole life.
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Anything to get the news cycle off of Epstein.
This fucker wants to micromanage everything. Mind your own business you dumb oaf.
child* fucker
Fixed that for you
Child rapist
Its because he desperately needs to distract from himself being at the top of the Epstein list.
He's just trying to manufacturer distractions from Epstein conversations. Stay focused!
This seems really important and not like a petty attempt at distraction at all.
I mean yes, the commanders is a shitty name but going back to the racial slurs isn't the solution. I personally was a fan of the Washington football team era.
I think the Washington Nazis is currently the most fitting.
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Epstein list
Finally a president that is tackling the real issues head on. I really hope he forces Aunt Jamima's face back onto syrup bottles soon. I miss seeing that sweet woman at the breakfast table so goddamm much. I'm clamoring Mr president, clamoring I say.
This guy literally cannot go a single day without being even more of a piece of shit than the previous day!
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He releases the Epstein Files, unredacted, and maybe they Washington Commanders will change their name back.
In fact, until he does, I vote they change their name to the Washington Epsteins!
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Remember: it is your duty to marginalize republicans at all opportunities, to the maximum extent within your power and the law.
TIL that the Washington football team is from Washington D.C., not Washington State.
I also recently learned that the Pentagon also isn't located in Washington state. This shit needs a disambiguation page for real life.
Football teams are generally named after the city they’re in, not the state. The state of Washington is home to the Seattle Seahawks.
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Trump accidentally lands on my side. Fuck your publicly funded stadium.
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Definitely sweats the big stuff. I assume that the libertarians are fine with being told what to do by this joker. He must be trying to move on from his bromance with Epstein and needs a new controversy.
Trump still pissed about his NFL snub. What a fuckin child.
...i thnk we need to start calling the donvict a child rapist...RAPIST DON...CHILD RAPIST DON..RAPE DON...nothing seems to roll off the tongue...
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He is such an idiot. As President of the US, don't we think he has more important issues to be concerned with? Like, does he have any focus/power of concentration or filter? WTAF. Why do we have this senile dumbass in charge????
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This is a distraction from the epstein files.... its not working
Even better name would be the Washington Epstein List.
I'm really cool and should be really popular everyone in middle school thinks so there's a big clamoring for this - 12 year old Becky
He already killed one football league by trying to force his will on it.
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Jesus, put him in a fucking home already.
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